Molly Lazer
Teacher, writer, director, actor, mom of twins, former Marvel Comics editor. Author of Owl Eyes: A Fairy Tale (2018) and Lentils in Black Rice (2019). She/her.
- A controversial take perhaps, but I'll say it: parsnips are the best vegetable in chicken soup.
- Things teacher school doesn't prepare you for: having to explain to a teenage boy why the only correct response to bring told you look nice in your prom outfit is, "Thanks, so do you," and the having to whip out your own 25-year-old prom photo to prove that, yes, you objectively did look cute then.
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- Reposted by Molly Lazer"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
- When you didn't realize that you're wearing your Stephen Universe shirt with rolled-up jeans to work and get called out by a student for cosplaying as soon as you enter the school building. #teacherlife
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- Reposted by Molly LazerMolly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social tinyurl.com/CobMolLaz Endorsements! Authors I have read @Goodreads #writerslift #WritingCommunity #writers #writing #readers #ReadersCommunity To join the free mutual read and review scheme fill the form in at Cobbett's Books under Read and Review
- Fozzie Bear says happy Mother's Day. But, no, you cannot look at your cards. They are mine now. Happy cat day to me. #MothersDay belated #caturday
- When you go to the local professional theater enough, you see actors in multiple productions. Today, I saw The Hobbit (excellent) and told Gandalf how much I loved him as Tom in The Glass Menagerie (my favorite play of all time) two years ago. #theatresky
- Reposted by Molly LazerI think about this comic at least once a week
- Reposted by Molly LazerIt really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
- Pope Seitan Chorizo Fajita X.
- I got some multivitamins for women at the CVS today. Turns out they're purple. I kind of want to go buy some multivitamins for men now to see what color they are.
- Up tonight on #DoctorWho with the nine-year-olds: Rise of the Cybermen.
- Reposted by Molly LazerA Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
- Some of y'all have never seen A Muppet Christmas Carol and it shows.
- Reposted by Molly LazerAlan Moore gets it.
- #Cat has spent the last 20 minutes faceplanted against my leg.
- He got a new box. #caturday #catsofbluesky
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- Southwest tofu scramble from the Minimalist Baker site. I plan on eating this with some salsa and potatoes. #vegan
- I am at that phase of just having gotten tattoos #2 and #3 where I'm constantly aware of their presence in my field of vision. Meanwhile, tattoo #1, which is 7 years old--and also visible--might as well not exist.
- #DoctorWho update: We watched "School Reunion" while one of the 8-year-olds made an origami K-9. (For real--he has an origami book that has a pattern for "the Doctor's dog."
- Me, to 8 y.o. who is in the bathroom: The cat is playing with your lollipop. The other 8 y.o., who is in the other room: My lollipop? Me: Your lollipop is in your mouth.
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- This little jerk has a broccoli addiction and made short work of what I had on the stove. #cats #catsofbluesky
- The 8-year-olds are watching Napoleon Dynamite again.
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- When you're a kid with a #theatre parent: 8 y.o.: It's a paradox Pokemon! Me: A PARADOX, A PARADOX, A MOST INGENIOUS PARADOX, HA HA HA HA HA HA, A PARADOX! 8 y.o.: Stop it. #theatresky
- Sitting in the tattoo shop, waiting for my turn...
- Equilibrium is the best movie version of Fahrenheit 451, and I will fight anyone who states otherwise.
- I'm sorry, but this book cover is the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a while for so many reasons, not the least of which is the insane hat on Mr. Hyde here.
- It seems like Thunderbolts* might be a movie I'd want to see in theaters. It's unfortunate that it didn't come out during my spring break so I could go at 10:00 on a Tuesday morning to see it--because I have no time to get to the movies in the weeks after it does come out. Womp womp.
- Reposted by Molly LazerI need to make dinner. Again. Every night. Dinner. Who came up with that?
- Reposted by Molly LazerThe Trump-Supreme Court battle is not really the crisis. The crisis is here now. Trump is enacting an insidious coordinated attack on our institutions of democratic accountability, designed to crater democracy before next fall. 1/ A long 🧵to explain the plan & how we stop it.
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- Crossword clue: Big acronym in insurance (5 letters) My first instinct: FUBAR?
- Screen door kitty. #cats #catsofbluesky
- Just made my own #vegan queso and I can't stop eating it. americanhomecook.com/vegan-cashew...
- I made this matzoh cake for #Passover. It was weird, but I'd make it again for sure. www.foodandwine.com/chocolate-ha...
- Rolled my ankle stepping off a curb I didn't know was there today. My foot rolled all the way around and I heard a crunch. And I need to wait until tomorrow to get to an urgent care that has an X-ray tech present. So... that's fun.
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- Happy #caturday from Fozzie Bear.
- AAAHHHHH!!!!!
- Fantastic Four trailer! FANTASTIC FOUR TRAILER!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAsm...
- Chaos agent. #cats #catsofbluesky
- I just finished an ARC of SHAMPOO UNICORN by @sawyerlovett.bsky.social. It was a celebration of #queer identities, allyship, and finding yourself, even when it's difficult and you feel alone. Highly recommend. #queerbooks #transbook #yafiction #amreading
- The 8-year-olds and I have finished the first season of Doctor Who (2005). I hadn't seen Eccleston's season in over a decade and was amazed at what a well-crafted season of TV it is, both in terms of narrative and character development. I think I've got the kids hooked.
