Matt May
- “Hey, you know who you look like? MBS!” 🤡
- It is WILD to think Israel could lose America as its protector because its enemies realized that they could just bribe the president in broad daylight
- I guess grumbling to a reporter about the president taking a $400 million bribe and bragging about it repeatedly counts as courage now. “Misgivings.” Spare me. www.cnn.com/2025/05/12/p...
- It is presently the job of the Senate parliamentarian to tell a reconciliation committee to get stuffed when they add a non-budget item to a budget bill, but apparently the VP can just override it. It'd break decades of tradition, but not like they give a fuck anymore.
- New from 404 Media: Republicans are trying to cram a ban on AI regulation into the Budget Reconciliation bill, which would stop states from regulating AI entirely for 10 years. www.404media.co/republicans-...
- Will HBO ever move past its TV-static identifier, now that we're pretty deep into the first generation that doesn't even know what TV static was? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC_u...
- At the beginning of this season, I wouldn't have believed you if you'd told me that I, a lifelong Bruins fan, would be rooting for the Maple Leafs and against Brad Marchand in the playoffs, but shit is wild out in these streets #HNOM #StanleyCup
- Burrito instructions: Conventional oven: Bake at 450° for 32-38 minutes Microwave oven: Cook on HIGH for 2 minutes My ADHD ass: *eats it raw out of the package*
- And they chopped it up so some oligarch can get a sweet DC office building.
- “He shot an 18 this morning and cured cancer this afternoon so we wouldn’t need the NIH anymore”
