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Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Diehard Capitals fan. Tweets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
- I’m genuinely speechless
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- Please deepthroat a 12 gauge
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- This is one of the most pathetic things I've read in awhile. AI really is a cancer
- On a positive note, I got a delightful gnocchi skillet meal from Rana and made it for dinner. 10/10, holy moly they even give you a slab of garlic parm butter to fry the gnocchi in all nice and crispy
- Let's go Oilers lmao
- DOOM: "Press E to execute dazed enemies!" Me: ooh, wonder how gory these ones will be Slayer: *bonk* 😑
- I've had Pizza Hut pizzas with more sauce
- This has to be the worst set of playoff commercials we've had in a long time. Just insufferable slop and sports betting
- Christ. The only thing this alpha had going for it was its visual style, and even THAT was plagiarized?? This game is going to be dead on arrival and Bungie continues to hemorrhage good will
- the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net
- More like McSoggy Strips #Pathetic
- ERROR: CODE <XXXXX> *googles the error code* *Zero mention anywhere on the Internet* Guess I'll just go fuck myself
- Man, modern IT fucking blows. Everything is on the cloud and relies on 5 different third-party services to stay up Can't even set up a printer without it going through a cloud server. Bring back on-prem, I hate this shit lol
- Not even touching the AI cancer that's spreading everywhere. My client wants to go all in on Copilot and I want to put my head through the wall. How about we try to save our planet and learn how to do our fucking jobs without training wheels?
- People who don't use AI for their work are absolutely better than people who do. Straight up facts.
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- Crankin' that hogfish
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- I can't be the only one who had a childhood with a friend circle incapable of pronouncing its name
- Is MAHA actually Make America Healthy Again? NO. It’s Make America Hazardous Again. Every action taken by this administration and their “health” appointees is HARMING people, our lived environment, the planet, and public health.
- You'd think they'd have second thoughts about giving the US healthcare reins to a walking King Crimson album cover
- Finally getting around to checking out the Super Mario RPG remake, and it is making me SO happy how well they captured the charm in Squaresoft's sprite animation styles
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- Explains the sale lmao
- Either someone bumped the CD player at the radio station or the prerecord audio is on the fritz but it has turned the Sunday morning gospel show into something surprisingly beautiful. Like a lost Oval track.
- Tetris Effect music
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- Keep this AI trash to Twitter
- Nothing like walking to the leasing office to make a THIRD noise complaint against Subwoofer Neighbor, and passing two dogs next to the parking lot without leashes on the way there. I fucking hate people.
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- Man, my family and I went there after seeing a concert down the street earlier this year! Way better than I expected it to be
- Shit, is that the one near Fenway?
- Imagine the karma of an all-Canadian Stanley Cup Final
- That may be one of the best games I've ever seen Tom Wilson play. Both ends of the ice, dude was everywhere
- The Pope can introduce Italy to the dipped Italian beef
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- Hate it hate it hate it hate it
- Real, REAL bad vibes with an American Pope. Do not like this one bit
- Habemus papas
- So we're chanting Kyle Beach's name when the Ducks come to town, right? Quenneville doesn't deserve a minute of peace and I hope the Ducks go 0-82
- Commander is the Monopoly of MtG
- Happy Wednesday #bluecrew Carney 1- 🍊Bone Spurs 0.
- Keep the AI slop on Twitter plz
- "Svechnikov shoots" *the loudest ping you will ever hear on broadcast* "misses the net" Just ESPN things
- Sorry this is so funny to me.
- Bold new direction for the series
- The three genders, according to City of Heroes
- That Winnipeg-St. Louis game was an all-time great, what a finish. Gonna be a hell of a series against Dallas
- Another big 5-2 win today against the reigning beer league champs, stopped 21 of 23. Posting a 2.0 GAA and .900 sv% so far through 3 games in net, finally starting to get that muscle memory back
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- Keep this slop on Twitter
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- the SHAVE 😵
- I swear to god i have no idea who 2/3 of my Steam friends list are lmao
- Caps win to advance to the next round, my team wins 3-1 after subbing in net and stopping 19 of 20 shots, it's been a good night for hockey
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- Right in the fucking nostalgia, wow
- Sure man, just let your 3 pit bulls run around the apartment parking lot with no leashes. Fucking idiot
- Thank you, Canada 🇨🇦
- Marathon alpha access: acquired
- Yeah yeah Oblivion performance mods, but the mods fixing enemy level scaling are the real MVPs
- #GVerse LMAO!!! Geezus, Dozing Donny can sleep through just about ANYTHING. (SOUND UP)
- Keep this cringe AI shit on Twitter
- Really hoping that Clair Obscur's success encourages Square Enix to keep the turn-based combat in their (incredibly hypothetical) FFX remake
- So glad that Gerry Connolly got his way after whining it was "his turn."🙄 Got 3 months of him doing jack shit while looking like the evil professor from Jimmy neutron. Hopefully we can see some real action soon.
