Yahtzee Croshaw
Creator/voice of Zero Punctuation and the entirely legally distinct Fully Ramblomatic. Critic. Novelist. Game designer. Wears slippers. fullyramblomatic-yahtzee.blogspot.com
- Damn, those flame atronachs got some shapely curves. Talk about being left with a burning sensation.
- Surprise! FR's up an hour early just 'cos we like to mess with you www.youtube.com/watch?v=dssq...
- Fun with the Oblivion remaster. Here we see an entire roomful of NPCs either taking a mysterious interest in a featureless wall or being punished by the teacher for being naughty.
- The onus of interpreting an artistic work lies with the viewer, not the artist.
- In case you missed it this week's Fully Ramblomatic was on South of Midnight, a game with groundbreaking new ideas about the relationship between space and time www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJY...
- The new Yahtzee Tries review compilation is up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyqd...
- Let he who has never entered PUSSY as their favourite food at the start of Earthbound cast the first stone
- What are my thoughts on the hot new puzzle game of the times? If only there were some convenient five minute video you could watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdrT...
- ICYMI I did a video this week where I explain the plot of the entire Kingdom Hearts franchise in as short and succinct a manner as could be possible. It's an hour and a bit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilz0...
- I gotta say, the new episode of AiN is a *banger*, even among bangers. It's got combat! Thrills! Danger! Intrigue! Terrifying cliffhangers! Red meat for the Mortibin shippers!
- Just wanna plug my indie game Starstruck Vagabond again 'cos it's been two Steam reviews away from 500 for a while now and it bugs my ordered mind. Will yours be the review that gets us to three significant figures??? store.steampowered.com/app/2448930/...
- The best game with "fall" in the name besides Titanfall 2! And Lords of the Fallen. And Fallout. And most of the other ones. Not Redfall tho.
- I generally enjoyed South of Midnight but I'm getting a bit bored of games using "black thorns with pulsating red wobbly bits" as all-purpose visual shorthand for "bad corrupting stuff"
- Updated my solo indie game, Starstruck Vagabond, for the first time in a while. Have you tried it out yet? There's snake waifus in it store.steampowered.com/news/app/244...
- Woo! We're honorees! You only get to call yourself that if you're being honored by someone!
- We are very proud to announce today that Second Wind is one of this year's official The Webby Awards Honorees in the Individual Creators category for 2025! A huge accomplishment for our team after just one year of operation. Listing: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
- One positive thing to take from the last few years of politics is that there almost certainly *isn't* a secret cabal of Illuminati running the world behind the scenes. And if there is, they're not very hands-on with it.
- I love that they put the T1000 in Mortal Kombat. I love that they didn't think ahead about all those fatalities based on pulling organs and bones out so now when they're done on the T1000 it's just the dudes pulling out chunks of T1000 he could probably suck back up whenever he wants
- Split fiction? I wish it would. Ar har har har har har har
- This week's theme is "games I should probably play more of before I pass judgement." Except the deck building one.
- That's me on the left trying to do winky fingerguns but looking more like I just watched someone fail a skateboard trick and crack themselves in the eye on a pavement
- The eternal dilemma of the baker. When using up the last of the mix, do you make one big one or two small ones?
- I got a bit cross writing this
- Hey everyone let's write an intro for a true crime video! "Normally when we say [massive cliche] it's a massive cliche, but there is no more adequate description for the victim of today's" etc etc etc bored now zzzzz
- This week's Yahtzee Tries mini review compilation is up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQVE...
- Ma boy KC's nearly there!
- My indie game, Starstruck Vagabond, is on sale again for the Steam spring sale! It was my hobby project I made mostly by myself, not that I want you to be impressed or anything store.steampowered.com/app/2448930/...
- My review of Avowed is out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iItq...
- Episode two is now up! Will a chronically honest mushroom man successfully bluff a crazed R&B singer-songwriter? Find out now!
- Keep an eye out for my little cameo in this week's Unpacked!
- This week on Fully Ramblomatic, two unusual things: a mostly text based game, and sincerity.
- On and off when bored. About 30 seconds. Personal best is 12.
- *points, makes meaningful face*
- Yes, I do still get advance review copies once in a while
- People always wax nostalgic for their 90s FPSes like Doom and Quake but no one ever talks about how annoying it was when the lifts kept going back down if you hung around on them for too long
- I sometimes get weird memories of having done so, yes
- OH SHIT IT'S STARTING RIGHT NOW DON'T MISS OUT www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnPs...
- In just under an hour, the fourth season of Adventure is Nigh begins! New content! New adventures! New hairdos! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnPs...
- It's a nice indie double bill kind of week at FR to help you through the slow release period www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRab...
- I didn't make him say this!
- On Semi-Ramblomatic this week, the Switch 2, the very small amount known about it, and a lot of speculation www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqrP...
- My Kingdom Come 2 FR is up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHvq...
- This week's Yahtzee Tries review compilation is up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=RknY...
- Just a reminder that I did a special Patreon exclusive video in which I discuss the lore of Kingdom Hearts in a respectful, academic setting youtube.com/shorts/hauKE...
- IT COMETH
- This video was kind of my personal baby for a couple of weeks. I got the idea from watching Simon Whistler's true crime stuff. Whoever wrote the plot for these games certainly should be charged with something.
- This week on FR: nice wholesome friend groups stabbing big lads in the knob
- Our latest Patreon exclusive video that just went out is me reading aloud a brief summary of the plot of the Kingdom Hearts. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it's an hour and a half long. www.patreon.com/posts/patreo...
- In just over an hour I'm gonna be streaming some Black Mesa with a couple of the devs and @designdelve.bsky.social so I can embarrass myself for an all new audience. Come along! www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Un...
- Today's FR video is essentially a little digest of the coping strategies indie horror has come up with since PT got iced
- You wanna be bugging Dark Horse about that. Waiting to hear back.
