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Think of how many years he spent in the southeast division too.
After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.
gentleman’s sweep of the fraudulent capitals
It should be legal to charge tom Wilson tbh
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New faucet installed, never in doubt
How do you know the statistical model that correlates words to other words it’s seen with those words ISNT thinking? What even is thinking?
"DHS Requests 20,000 National Guard Members to Help With Immigration Crackdown
The Defense Dept is reviewing the request. If approved, one official said, it would be the first time NG troops were used to help enforce an immigration crackdown" in the US
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/15/u...
D.H.S. Requests 20,000 National Guard Members to Help With Immigration Crackdown
Kids broke the bathroom sink faucet and the cold water shutoff valve won’t close all the way 👍
Somebody point the Havana syndrome gun at my brain and turn it up to maximum scramble
I think it’s pretty clear at this point that the single biggest scandal that will be written into the historical record about Joe Biden is that he was old and not anything to do with Gaza and that’s just incomprehensible to me
It’s genuinely embarrassing that people keep falling for these “AI explains the hidden secrets of its programming” posts. Grok is not sentient, it cannot explain what it’s doing and why.
An X USER, to Grok: “Why are you launching into conversations about white genocide, unprompted?” 🤡
The ICC’s chief prosecutor has lost access to his email, and his bank accounts have been frozen.
American staffers at the court have been told that if they travel to the U.S. they risk arrest.
NGOs have stopped working with the ICC, the leader of one won’t even reply to ICC emails.
Trump's sanctions on ICC prosecutor have halted tribunal's work
Nearly three months ago, U.S. President Donald Trump slapped sanctions on the International Criminal Court's chief prosecutor, Karim Khan.
me: technically baseball is parryslop
my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
One of those TikToks where an extremely paranoid person goes through their “locking a hotel door” routine but it’s filmed like a very serious action movie montage of our hero like making homemade caltrops and punji sticks and stuff
There’s been a story doing the local news station circuit lately about a study linking NC Beer to PFAS exposure
NC Brewers are rightfully upset about this, I haven’t seen a single one of them yet that mentions “oh it’s because beer is mostly water and there’s PFAS in a lot of NC water sources”
What about this makes America either great or healthy again? North Carolinians will die because of this.
www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi... #ncpol
EPA plans to weaken rule curbing forever chemicals in drinking water
The Environmental Protection Agency will rescind and reconsider drinking water standards for four chemicals that have been linked to a range of illnesses.
As a hater I can only say - vindicated once again
Adam Conover got famous for promoting critical thinking in his show “Adam Ruins Everything.” Now he’s getting paid to promote an orb that scans your eyeball in exchange for crypto currency, which was trained on poor villagers in Africa and Southeast Asia. Yes, really.
skepchick.org/2025/05/adam...https://skepchick.org/2025/05/adam-conover-ruins-his-own-reputation/
Is there audiobook software for windows that’s good?
I’ve got a plex agent set up with Prologue for iOS stuff but the plex web client on windows is not built for audiobooks
the two big camps in dem politics right now are "just have some values and fight for them" and [smugly] "values? what are you, five?"
The Toronto maple leafs and the NHL are Hamas
Should’ve had doctor nick and fat homer for a “window to weight gain” gag with a clear spot on a window.
LEGO The Simpsons: Krusty Burger releases on LEGO Store on June 1 (LEGO Insiders - $209.99)
buff.ly/WI22TxC #ad
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Go spend 2/3 of your paycheck on childcare for your 9 year old so you can maintain snap eligibility and eat food , demonic country
The Ag Committee's part of the Reconciliation Bill raises the SNAP work requirement age for able-bodied adults without dependents from 54 to 64. It also changes the definition of "dependent child" from under 18 years to under 7 years old to determine "Able-bodied adult without dependents."
capitals fraudulent
The most exciting day of the charlotte hornets season ends in disappointment naturally
Learned today that not only is RealNetworks still around - they are more evil than ever
The New York Times
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
Mind as well
To my newborn son: I am absent not out of apathy, but conviction | Mahmoud Khalil
To my newborn son: I am absent not out of apathy, but conviction | Mahmoud Khalil
Deen, the grief I feel being apart from you is one drop in a sea of sorrow Palestinian families have drowned in for generations
*guy that’s only played one video game*
Getting chrono trigger vibes from this “sky palace”
"The firing of Register of Copyrights Shira Perlmutter came after Perlmutter and her office earlier this week issued part three of a lengthy report about artificial intelligence and expressed some concerns and questions about the usage of copyrighted materials by AI technology."
capitals are frauds alert
Put frogs on the bird app
my transition to middle-aged suburban dad has ratcheted up dramatically: i just downloaded the app that’s Shazam for bird calls
Learning that X is poisoning an almost-entirely Black community with natural gas fumes so groypers can tell Grok to undress random women is a perfect metaphor for the tech industry and how it turns human bodies back into extractive industry. Also: we should do public executions, I think.
I’m saying go giant bomb and the rule of law
Giant Bomb lives! Fandom has sold the site to us and it is now fully independent and employee-owned. We'll see you all on Tuesday for the Giant Bombcast.
For more info right now, head over to
www.giantbomb.com/joinSomeone help me, my child is a nightmare because of addiction to the NHL app
gonna have to watch every canes game that is a national broadcast on mute. shut the fuck about the brave and noble washington capitals.
Alright cool thanks
Have they started doing the DARE equivalent for sports betting from your phone yet in school?
Video stills of Rümeysa Öztürk being released from ICE custody via NBC 10 Boston
The first governor to say they are actively working to put this goblin in prison has my loyalty
Stephen Miller says they are “actively looking at” suspending the writ of habeas corpus, which is only allowed when the US has been invaded or during an insurrection, which would not allow people to challenge their incarceration in court if they are arrested and detained.
Resting in the rosemary shade
lol
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Real dumb move to spend all day building a fence the day before me last final. I am in pain.
The big reveal is that this - what you’re seeing right now - is in fact *exactly* how businesses are run; chaotically and at the whims of sociopaths who think they know everything, actually know nothing, and run away with a golden parachute to leave others to clean up their mess.
People constantly claim that the appeal of Republicans is that they are ‘successful’ businesspeople who will “run the country like a business”, but in reality they’re so incompetent at even the most basic tasks that they can’t even prepare a legally-mandated budget request on time.
I’m like a chocoholic but for Kirkland frozen meatballs
"A baby was also with the two women, and it was unclear what happened to it as both women were arrested."
"She told MassLive that she, along with a crowd of other people, asked ICE to show a warrant for the arrest. She said the agents replied, “We don’t have to show you anything.”
Getting some sun while we build a new fence and plant tomatoes
Again: he is not going to back down from tariffs because the imports collapse is an explicitly good thing to him. It’s the whole goal of the policy.
He sees the number of containers going to zero and thinks *that is a success* because it means we’re not buying things from those foreigners anymore.
Pitcher plants are happy it’s spring
They need to add frogs to the bird call id app
Lotta people that think influencing wellness is bad???
According to litigators, on Tuesday, at one detention center in Texas, ICE gathered together 1 Vietnamese, 1 Lao, and 4 other people in detention and ordered them to sign paperwork agreeing to be sent to Libya.
All 6 refused, so ICE handcuffed them and threw them into solitary.
Now that I’ve about wrapped this semester blue prince is calling my name
Go gargs
