Greg the Miller
(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball
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- sorry i ruined your web with my face mr spider
- Reposted by Greg the MillerWhen the reply is waaay better than the original skeet.
- Reposted by Greg the MillerThe tuba is definitely my favorite brass instrument that rhymes with the name of a country.
- Reposted by Greg the Milleri got kicked out of the knights who say ni for being ni-dlessly cruel
- Reposted by Greg the MillerSwab this kazoo for a chance to win who the killer is
- Reposted by Greg the Milleryeah, stick it to the man! Armpits for you, colonial spice ships! *putting on my Old Spice deo
- okay wait Old Spice has a sailing ship on the label are they endorsing the British East India Company and colonialism
- Reposted by Greg the MillerHeadlights implies the existence of shoulders, knees and toes lights
- Reposted by Greg the MillerIs there a canonical number of Little Rascals?
- “the only thing we have to fear is fear itself” excuse me franklin have u heard of climate change
