- Don’t talk to cops. Ever. Innocent? Don’t talk. They just need help. Shut your pie hole.
- Been a while since I posted something that flooded my mentions with really bad takes that required blocking. But the people coming out of the woodwork to suggest that *talking to the feds* is somehow good & righteous, as opposed to shutting the fuck up, is really trying my patience.
- Cops are paid to lie, and it's legal...
- I concur. . Only one word: LAWYER.
- And don't buy the "you're not under arrest, you're being detained" statement. If you are in a situation you feel you're not free to leave, you are in fact under arrest.
- Open your pie hole only to take a drink or eat an item of food
- welllllll....except for like maybe..."Officer I am experiencing extreme difficulty breathing , do you think you could please let up on my throat bit?"..or.."why are you taking a breath test? Im the guy he ran over?"
