Just sent in a criminal resume to be considered for any WH and DHS jobs. It is a required precondition to be shortlisted.

True

I could do that job. 2 outa 3 anyway. But I’d get fired on Day 1 for calling him the 🍊💩.

Sounds like a list of necessary qualifications for sure.

Also to break that department. Cut it, deconstruct it, which then causes people to complain about it, then rebuild it to their liking; either close it, make it 100% MAGA loyal to King Orangeface or privatize it.

Tru dat