Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
May 13, 2025 02:55Just dragging his sandpaperlike knuckles across his dehydrated receding gums
There aren’t regulations stopping you anymore…
“People were paying $99 for a baggie of dark soil (which came from a landfill). What you REALLY NEED is More IRON…! And the best place to get those Super Oxides…? Off STEEL RAILS! That’s right - lick some railroad tracks! And here’s a Pro Tip: The very best ones are found on bridges or in tunnels…!”
Pretty funny but somehow I suspect you may not be kidding!
Well, he swam in polluted water and forced his grandkids to do it too. Hope they swallowed the worms/waste/excrement in that water and they all get a case of swimmers itch/abdominal problems that never goes away and no "cure" can be found...for them.
Could I get in on this? I have some of that elixir in my camper toilet.
There are plenty of perfectly good reasons to make fun of RFK Jr. His neurological disorder, spasmodic dysphonia, is absolutely not one one of them.
Sneakers in a running dryer
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Please do a series of these. I could imagine many iterations..
Well, he swam in polluted water and forced his grandkids to do it too. Hope they swallowed the worms/waste/excrement in that water and they all get a case of swimmers itch/abdominal problems that never goes away and no "cure" can be found...for them.
