Dave Weasel
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper. Never paid for my blue checkmark on that other site. IG: instagram.com/daveweasel
- Reposted by Dave WeaselOur cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music? Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ... Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...
- Oh no he watched the Elon Musk video
- That’s 800,000 people who were conned out of $2,500 each, and not only are they gonna vote for him AGAIN, but they’re gonna be like, “Bro, Trump’s next Fartcoin? This one’s for real this time”
- Next up, Hugo Boss will design the uniforms and to save on embroidery costs DOGE will have the Secret Service stitched as SS
- Everyone knows you do the most amount of personal growth between 25 and 25 and a half
- Ted Cruz set the standard for selling out your wife to MAGA and JD over here is trying to franchise it
- Whiskey makes you call your ex at 3am. Cocaine makes you want to start a business with her
- JD Vance looks like a guy who has an emotional affair with his AI assistant
- They should put his face on a confederate statue instead
- What a wild ride
- If he makes it too expensive for Americans to survive here, the immigrants will deport themselves. CHESS NOT CHECKERS
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- Fleetwood PAC
- The Anthem CEO knows how to read a room
- I'm liking this less terrifying corner of the internet so far. You can also find me at: New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28 Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel
- Defcon 5(th step)
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