dave wagner
two things make me happy and two things only: leftist policy and surly cats
- Sandal, deep in thought, trying to work out the tech to enable him to vote for portugal over 300,000 times in the Eurovision final
- give that cat a banana
- happy mother's day to penelope, mother of great chancleta
- just witnessed an irl Reply Guy in action gal: I love your sparkles! gal wearing sparkles: thank you! I have fun with them. random bystander: did you know women wearing sparkles are less likely to be trafficed? two gals: ???
- we need a real-life block option that doesn't get us sent to jail
- she doesn't know what you changed, but you changed something. something in the room has moved. whatever it was, its position surely defined the energy geometry of the room. her map has been redrawn without her consent. the vibes have shifted. (it was one of her 3 fish toys. i put it on a table).
- when cats eat crunchies, the "crunch" is not just the sound of a dry biscuit fracturing under pressure. No. It is a declaration. A cat's loud reminder that he is still capable of victory. of conquest. he bites, he remembers, and he is strong. something has ended so that he may go on.
