Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦
I would'a made the NHL too if my cousin Dave didn't give me a concussion playing road hockey.
Seriously though - BC progressive, moving left while the rest of the world seems to be moving right. Poilievre is a weasel. (He/Him) 🇨🇦
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- In Trump's head:
- Dementia Don World Tour
- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem appears to have taken her cue from President Donald Trump with a new request for her own private jet.
- But only two dolls.
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- Maybe the Deep State can push this airplane off an aircraft carrier into the ocean.
- SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE says CONGRESS is "not my lane"
- Trying to imagine Johnson having no opinion if a President Harris accepted such a gift.
- Weird how Trump complains about "artificial lines drawn with a ruler".
- When you had to fly over on that shithole Air Force 1 plane.
- In other words, in order to avoid angering Trump, Apple plans on lying to consumers. The company will raise prices due to tariffs but invent other reasons. www.wsj.com/tech/apple-i...
- Apple should let their shareholders know that they're increasing prices but not earning more profit. They may have questions!
- This is not serious journalism. The NYT is worse than useless.
- Trump: "I think this gives Republicans a chance to actually do a healthcare that is much better than Obamacare, and for less money."
- "If you guys would work on that.." This sounded eerily similar to "investigating shining a bright light inside a body" during COVID.
- South Florida Homes for Sale Quadruple As Residents Leave En Masse
- Curious how many of these homes for sale are owned by Canadian snowbirds who've decided to spend winters elsewhere.
- MAGA "Christians" can't help but freak out, because an American Pope will be a constant reminder that they are quite simply full of shit when it comes to actually following Jesus' teachings.
- "They’ve gotten just about everything they want, and it’s not enough. It’s never enough. These people are never happy. They crave outrage. They demand purity. They’re apoplectic that the first American pope actually reads his Bible." charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/these-peop...
- Trump insists “we were losing a trillion dollars a year to China.” In reality it’s called “buying things.” We gave them $1 trillion, they gave us $1 trillion worth of goods. Why doesn’t he understand this?
- Because that's a trillion that didn't go to him.
- NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - Air traffic controllers for New Jersey's Newark airport lost radar again for 90 seconds Friday, FAA says.
- It should be shut down. That's insane.
- if deescalation is the goal, why did Trump launch the trade war in the first place, and then escalate?
- De-escalating. Nobody does it better than Trump.
- REPORTER: You just announced a new nominee for US Surgeon General who never finished her residency, and is not a practicing physician. So can you explain why you picked her to be America's top doctor? TRUMP: Because Bobby thought she was fantastic ... I don't know her
- The buck never stops with Trump.
- Interesting power optics here, with Trump so desperate for a deal. Trump, Vance, and an entourage gather around a speaker box to listen to the British PM, who literally phoned in his part of the photo op.
- Seattle port commissioner: "We currently do not have any container ships at port right now.” So by Trump’s logic this means we’re making money?
- 🎶 She's the Shitter Que-eeen Pee and Poop, I guess she digs the scene Thinks the Jews have a laser beam Guaranteed she's blown her mind 🎶
- some people go on vacations to sightsee and go on beautiful hikes but nancy mace flies around the country looking at bathrooms
- i genuinely cannot believe how many pictures nancy mace has taken outside of bathrooms while she travels
- Shitter Queen.
the technodystopia is here nymag.com/intelligence...- Hopefully one day I can use AI to read all this AI-produced drivel for me, while I go outside to stare into the sky watching for the arrival of a massive Ctrl-Alt-Del asteroid.
- Another US fighter jet falls into sea from Truman aircraft carrier, US officials say reut.rs/3GJnYxF
- Field mod proposal:
- Girl having fewer dolls builds character, but billionaires having fewer yachts is communism.
- When people talk about AI bullshitting I tend to think they're overstating the case, but I just had an experience with Chat GPT that was kind of shocking. I need to pull a few key points and stats from a dense academic paper. So I figured I'd let Chat GPT pull a few things out...
- Seinfeld foresaw this problem.
- As hard as it may be to believe, Poilievre and Scheer *ARE* the McDavid & Draisaitl of the CPC. There's no one else. #cdnpoli www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
- WAIT! My mistake...
- The VP threatened millions of soccer fans hoping to watch the World Cup in America they'd have to chat with Kristi Noem if they overstay their welcome.
- "I'm the shopkeeper"
- Trump: "I could announce 50 to 100 deals right now because I'm the shopkeeper and I keep the store. I know what countries are looking for and I know what we're looking for and I can just set those terms and they can go shopping or they don't have to go shopping, because everybody wants to shop here"
- Trump: "I could announce 50 to 100 deals right now because I'm the shopkeeper and I keep the store. I know what countries are looking for and I know what we're looking for and I can just set those terms and they can go shopping or they don't have to go shopping, because everybody wants to shop here"
- So his solution to US trade deficits is preventing other countries from "shopping" at US stores?
- Translation: Trump hates Trudeau and Freeland because they out-negotiated him.
- I did not have "shopping" on my bingo card of things Trump doesn't understand.
- "This place, where I plot retribution against my enemies, becomes more beautiful with love..."
- Lol. What a freak.
- Trump posts this minutes ahead of meeting Mark Carney:
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- Donald Trump on the meeting with PM Mark Carney today: "We don't need their Cars, we don't need their Energy, we don't need their Lumber, we don't need ANYTHING they have, other than their friendship, which hopefully we will always maintain."
- Perhaps the thing he "cannot understand" will be explained by the guy with the PhD in Economics.
- Today in Alberta
- Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is making news beyond the saga of Signalgate. Secretary Hegseth has ordered a drastic downsizing of the military, with a minimum 20-30% reduction of active-duty four-star generals and admirals. Hegseth has also directed Pentagon leadership to slash the number of…
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- Gaddafi was only a Colonel.
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- Investors love playing fields with ever-changing, arbitrary rules set by lunatics.
- If Trump is serious about tariffs on movies, it's a very dangerous escalation. Tariffs have not traditionally been applied to services, and the United States is a massive net exporter of services. We would be extremely vulnerable to any service-based retaliation.
- Tariffs on US services is in Canada's retaliation arsenal.
- that thing Melania fake-holds while she pretends to hold her baby
- Each child can have one Rose Arts crayon in each primary color, two imitation Bratz dolls or off-brand action figures from Walgreens, and a bag of “chocolate” gold coin candies stamped in Trump’s image. Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah to all!
- ... even the haters and the losers.
- Uh, ok, we’re on like the 4th iteration of this and wtf is going on?
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- He added in the 15 yr old, because he didn't want to seem creepy.
- Trump, again, telling people how to spend their money within the ruins of his MAGA economy, while also being extremely weird about young women.
- i can't believe this "plan"does not include sharks with laser beams on their heads circling Alcatraz.
- Trump says he’s ordered DOJ and DHS to reopen and expand Alcatraz.
- I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."
- Also explains the sudden movie production fixation!
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- Will he be surrounding Alcatraz with sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads? If not, it's not really much of a plan.
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- 2:45PM would be a good time for the RCMP to announce fraud charges in the AHS scandal.
- Shot // chaser
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- Google has him pegged accurately.
- if david eby made this a crime where the minimum punishment was 10 years in prison with no parole he’d be premier for life
- "Help, I'm being stolen!", cried the locked BMW buried 12 cars deep in the bowels of a moving ship.
