- I have a feeling that if I just post about a few more of their hypocrisies, the entire edifice of American fascism will probably collapse. 🇺🇸💪
- Max it's baby bird season. Go watch baby birds! you dont have to post 12 hours a day!
- You would not believe how much grass I touch and am still like this
- ‘touch grass’ bro i don’t know if you’re aware but they have portable computers now. i’m clowning on your ass in a secluded glen by a rushing waterfall. a newborn fawn is nuzzling my hand while i quote dunk u
- There's not enough permethrin in the world for this year's tick explosion.