- This guy's name is Greg and he's in your 9th-grade history class and he has really intense opinions about the accuracy of the submarine designs in The Hunt for Red October and he will calculate distances on his rubbery Casio watch and he wears a navy Members Only jacket every day
- The real problem with Moldbug is that this kind of guy is, like the first type of guy you fought with on the internet in Web 1.0 forums, so people who grew up online know to ignore him, but the people who didn’t think he needs to be engaged with. He even looks the part.
- Regional semi-finalist in Lincoln-Douglas Debate. Never made it all the way.
