Daft Fish
Here to talk smack and choke on plastic straws
daft.fish
- My feed is basically Trump’s face plastered everywhere. Why not just scroll through the President’s Instagram feed at this point?
- I told my imaginary kid that Santa isn’t real and God doesn’t exist—better deliver the haymakers before the world does.
- There’s a fine line between imposter syndrome and plain dumbass.
- Is it just me, or do people who say ‘utilize’ instead of ‘use’ come off as pretentious and a little weird?
- Your most sinful read www.daft.fish/gimmedemudde...
- Hard to take ‘your promises are as empty as the bottle they came from’ as an insult when I promised to finish the bottle before noon
- “Hand me a .9, and I'll defeat foes” is the most N.Y State of Mind thing I ever heard
- Heading for open water with three beer gallons is the only way to keep sobriety at bay
