Corner DJ
A DJ who lives on the corner.
Self-proclaimed King of Yacht Rock on YouTube.
Former professional radio DJ.
Big fan of MST3K (and offshoots), MCU, Brian Posehn's Nerd Poker, Threedom, and UTZ cheese balls.
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- Sometimes you CAN judge a book by it's cover.
- The airplane I will accept as a bribe
- If I say "Lisa, you don't win friends with salad." and you immediately start singing, we can be friends.
- Yet another story on the news about a preacher sexually abusing children. Funny how you never hear stories about scientists raping kids.🤔
- The Bs in "AirBnB" are for: BBBQ and BYOBB (That last B is a typo.)
- Finally watching the 2 most recent seasons of Futurama on Hulu, which reminds me: the DVD commentaries from the first 6 or 8 seasons are some of the best you'll ever hear. Check 'em out.
- What are you wearing to bsky prom?
- Reposted by Corner DJYou can't claim a sealed border and an invasion at the same time.
- Reposted by Corner DJ
- Behind closed doors at the conclave
- Artificial intelligence when I was a kid
- OK, seriously... What is up with the chompers on the new Trivago guy? Those teeth are so big [insert joke here]
- As a former radio DJ I got to meet a lot of famous people. Almost all of them were cool. But only two would be super cool: Joe Walsh and Tommy Chong.
- I don't think he knows how the internet works.
- Reposted by Corner DJ“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
- [when climaxing] "CAN YOU DIG IT!"
- [when climaxing] "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"
- [when climaxing] "BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY!"
- Them: What do you look for in a partner? Me:
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
- For some reason, until today, I never knew Paul Rudd starred in a shitty "Halloween" movie.
- Reposted by Corner DJ[Not loaded yet]
- Then Tom remembered "I've no hands"
- Honoring our Forefathers by growing hemp.
- The best part is when they declare your sex is what it was when you were conceived. Which means everyone on Earth is female. All fertilized eggs start female. The ones that become male don't make that change until after a few weeks.
- Reposted by Corner DJColleagues, the autism registry doesn’t exist without our participation Repeat after me: fuck you, make me If you care about Autistic people “Fuck you, make me.”
- See me compare and contrast Conrieds and Christian Andersons on my OnlyHans
- Maybe instead of a new pope, they could elect an investigator to crack down on all the child rape in the church. Apparently popes have no interest in punishing child molesters. It's only been going on for centuries so......
- Pete Hegseth just messaged me the secret blend of 11 herbs and spices used by KFC.
