Cooperstreaming ♿️
♿️ The most overly confident disabled woman in America.
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
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- Can't die yet, Dad is in his 70's and very happy. Can't make dad sad. Keep going. Reason #5281
- Reposted by Cooperstreaming ♿️You fought for habeas corpus, put it in your constitution, and now you’re just gonna let a game show host take it away? You’re not losing your rights. You’re handing them over.
- Hahahahah It's a week before my visa appointment and all of my paperwork has gone missing. I can't even leave the house. Where did it go?? WHAT FAE FUCKERY IS THIS?! 🧚♀️
- I can tell how much Spanish I'm learning by how I use it to talk to my cats. Today: ¡Tu hermana prefiere un cepillo y tú prefieres mis manos! (Your sister prefers a brush but you prefer my hands) Mi hombrecito (My little man) Señor Hombre (Mr. Man) Te amo mucho mi bebé (I love you my baby)
- Thinkin bout this time we were all at the table & my ex-fiance screamed at his mom over literally nothing, & I put my arm around him & "That's your mum! Be nice. For me." He behaved, & I think that's when his family fell in love with me, but it's when I should have fallen out of love with him.
- Party like it's 2008 and someone made you the Party Pope with a balloon hat.
- When I was young I thought it was just a funny little quirk about myself that I felt cops were bad & my white peers did not. I was older when I realized it's because our family is comprised of different races, and we never lived in predominantly white neighborhoods. So I saw how cops *really* act.
- She didn't just leave me for dead, she left me a mess too.
- Fun fact about me, I am a literal cyborg and can be turned off by a powerful magnet. No I am not joking. 🤖🧲
- Certain people will not only hate you, but justify it as virtuous to hate you the moment they perceive you have anything they do not. Stability, joy, a good partner, a decent wage, etc Crabs in a bucket The oligarchs prosper when we get mad at each other for surviving, or God forbid, getting out
