Two people in this cafe who were possibly too young have voted in 2016 are arguing over whether Bernie would have won or *did* win and also that CIA would have assassinated him if he did.
Tl;dr: conspiracies aren’t just a right-wing thing
May 8, 2025 20:09I don’t know how you could have both actually won and be assassinated if you did and also still be alive.
Schroeder’s Bernie
They’re not conspiracy theorist yet, they just don’t know what rat fucking is. And Bernie was rat fucked, At least in Nevada, and then a second time by Obama.
The left should employ conspiracy theories more often because the way politics works is “if you’re explaining you’re losing”. For example saying the Trump assassination attempt was fake results in trumpers wasting time trying to prove it was real instead of pushing their own narratives.
