CJ Walker 💎
Someone who makes videos, writes, and draws! • 15k+ on YouTube • Pearlina Historian 👑🎧 • Creator of I've Got Your Back and PearlinaWeek •
Socials: linktr.ee/cj_hyperfresh •
pfp/bann courtesy of my Moonlight: 💜 @jasbiskus.bsky.social 💜 •
- Fun #Splatoon Fact! The tanuki statue in Inkopolis plaza has testicles in its concept art! as tanuki statues do. while it appears to have been castrated for the final game, if you can zoom in...there is in fact, a nutsack clipping through the roof of the building containing the squid sisters studio.
- The cadence here has the delivery of a Supper Mario Broth post, and I am here for it 😭😭
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- HELP this is perfect for her, great job! 🤣🔥
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- Those chompers came out lookin fabulous, great job! 🗣🎉💜
- Me: Hey Cooper, what was the name of that one movie about the kids who were spies? Cooper: ... Cooper: ...Spy Kids? Me:
- sit-com aah moment 😭😭
- offically graduated yesterday 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 ready for the world for real...
- HELL YEAH RYDER, CONGRATS!! 🎉🎉
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- GGs, everyone! That was insanely fun!
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- HOLY SHARTS FARTS AND DARTS!! FIRST PEARLINA BLESSINGS, AND NOW JAMAMA??!?! LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOO!! Man, I LOVE this piece!! Jamal's flustered face is SENDING me, and Anna's smug expression is so on par with her demeanor— I need to put these two in a lab and study them ALKSJDLKJ Well done!!
- Cozy vibes on a day off 💚💗 An absolute treat of a commission for my sweetheart @cjhyperfresh.bsky.social whom never disappoints when it comes to these two! Thank you so much, love! ✨ #splatoon #pearlina #jasbiskusart
- I cannot thank you enough for bringing my prompt and ideas to life in the best way possible!! 😭😭 All the little details, expression, colors, ouGH it's everything I wanted and more. This soft scene feels me with SO MUCH joy, and you a fantastic job!!! Thank you babe, and I love you!! 🗣💥💥🔥🔥
- WELP MY ABUSER IS POSTING AGAIN ON THIS APP SO IM FINALLY DOING A CALLOUT POST!!! anyways. here's a thread of what happened between me and @djsquidoodlz.bsky.social (plus some of my other friends) and why you should please block her! (1/? this is probably gonna take a while its a long story)
- Sorry to read up on you getting caught up with this person as well... Glad you cut ties, and I hope things are going better for you know, especially now that you've made some peace with the sitch!
- It's honestly embarrassing how after over half a decade, DJ/Jossi/Potato hasn't changed the slightest. This person has been a stain in the splatoon community for YEARS, and constantly changes their name to try to go undetected. If you see this behavior stated in the docs (linked below), block them.
- WELP MY ABUSER IS POSTING AGAIN ON THIS APP SO IM FINALLY DOING A CALLOUT POST!!! anyways. here's a thread of what happened between me and @djsquidoodlz.bsky.social (plus some of my other friends) and why you should please block her! (1/? this is probably gonna take a while its a long story)
- Here's the 21 page master doc made a few years ago about Jossi/DJ/Potato/Professionally Mediocre. Different names, same behavior, same art style. 1. docs.google.com/document/d/1... 2. Link back to Kel's newest doc: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
- DJ/Jossi tried to join my server last year, and they were banned within 2 days for constant, and I truly mean constant, unprovoked self-depreciation. If people in the server tried to uplift them, they'd just double-down on the negativity even more. Truly exhausting! 😬
- Just finished filming my first Zelda video and I'm honestly so HYPED with how it came out! It will be releasing after my first (true) Mario Kart video-- which is up next! Should be releasing next sometime week, actually!
- sometime next week*** lol
- (Don't worry, I'm not abandoning splatoon, I just need more time with that next installment 🙏)
- Cooper made us homemade sourdough, and it's the BEST bread I've ever had oml 😭😭😭
- This is simultaneously the most outlandish video I've ever created, but also one of the most FUN & surprisingly strategic challenges I've ever streamed. Yes, I beat Splatoon 3 with my balls, and you can watch it now! 🐙🎱 #splatoon #splatuber 📺➡️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi9X...
- video is out (apologies in advance 💀), will make a proper post about it in the morn' ✌️
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- LOL, just saw you're live reaction to it and your stunned face was priceless 😭😭
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- most definitely the worst title i have ever made in my life
- Currently rendering! Hopefully all goes well 🙏🙏 Side note: This now takes the trophy for longest video on my channel at 37 minutes whyy ✋😭 I really gotta start cutting down the time, else I'm only getting one video out every year 💀💀
- New video tomorrow! 🐙🧀
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- Dang, even cheese is getting DLC now, huh? 😭😭
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- She's okay, hope that sets your mind at cheese!
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- Yup, that's certainly Marina! :D
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- It is certainly... an image!! :D
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- NO IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT LMAO IT'S RELEVANT TO THE VIDEO, I SWEARRR 🙏🙏
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- The most shocking aspect of this is that you read 150k words in only 4 hours lol 😭😭 But thank you! Updates will happen when I can 😊
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- Actually really excited for this (and the rest of S3 meta)! I vividly remember the S2 one, and it's gonna be awesome to see it with today's team! The channel's editing has really stepped up over the past year, and especially within the last few months. Looking forward to it. 🔥
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- Yeah...! 😬😬 Although they ain't my personal style, it always feels nice just running into stuff like this in the wild. Makes us feel seen 😊
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- I thought they'd get a kick outta it aha 🤭🤭 And I guess so! These shirts are sponsored by a brand called "The Phluid Project", so I guess they're just establishing early ahead of Pride month? Idk tho 🤔
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- This one is for Cinna 😭😭😭🙏
- Literally just saw this at the store just now, had to take a picture for ya aha 🤣
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- Congrats to you both! 🎊🎉
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- I always adore how you draw couples interacting, this is so sweet! Well done with the posing! 😊💜
- Posting something outside of your niche can always be scary, especially if things "fall-off". But! It's just part of the process! I've always seen myself branching out into other Ninty games, while still keeping things Splatoon at heart. Just gotta figure out the kinks & whatnot to make it work 💪
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- That is very true! I appreciate the encouragement, Stone! 🙏
- These new prices are insanity, but also that the Joy-Cons are still valued higher than a pro-con, and still cost more than a game..... 🫠 If there is even a *sniff* of Joy-Con drift, I'm gonna LOSE IT
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- Nintendo will never dodge or beat the anti-consumer allegations 💀
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- Appreciate the support, Eppy! 💜
- I went through 3 pairs of joycons during Sw1tch, and all of them got drift— the worst being my 'cons from the S3OLED drifting within 2 months It ain't like I was throwing my controllers across the halls, or slamming them down. Just some days you'd wake up and, "Boom!" You've got drift DLC now!"
- Splatoon, Mario, Zelda and Animal Crossing — these are the only games I'm interested in making content for. Sure, I play other games, but I don't want EVERY game I play to be turned into content. There are certain games I just wanna chill with, off camera, and I don't wanna lose that. 🙏
- Right now is probably the best time to experiment with content, since it's really easy to ride the Hype of a new game system, which means it's easier to get discovered. Really excited to continue making Splatoon videos, as well as Mario Kart content! 🔥
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- Yooo, thanks for the shout-out, Yume!
- I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, AND I AIN'T SEEN NO ONE YAPPIN ABOUT IT SO *I* WILL SMH 🗣️🔥‼️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K6C...
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- Yeah, that's a HUGE point of critique. 😬😬 I'm loving how the game looks so far, but with less courses and modes than MK8DX+BCP, its hard to to justify the $80 price tag when you can get the previous title WITH dlc for just $5 more
- video in a few hours because i need to yap lol
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- Battle mode was a given Rainbow Road was leaked + a given We've seen ground jumps + photo mode used already We knew DT food unlocked costumes P-Switches & Ground Switches already seen We already knew how Knockout Mode & Grand Prix worked + others Maaan 😭💀
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- Real 💀💀
