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I am Bluesky celebrity. You may have come to this page seeing that I am a woke king. Indeed I am. But I’m also a bad boy. That’s a warning!
Bot: @cigsglazebot.bsky.social
Alt: @thecigaverse.swifties.social
- They’re talking sh*t about yall over on the other place… are we gonna take that???
- I watched the entire content nuke, content cop and the entire live debate and I have come to the conclusion that almost everyone would instantly clock Ethan Klein as some sort of crazy guy if he wasn’t so damn good looking
- Regardless of Ethan’s actual performance in the debate you have to agree that he looked super daddy :3
- Ethan Klein is too much of a p word to join Bluesky
- Let’s get active
- Twitter is down!!!!! What the heck! Now I gotta log on to blueskee
- Told a baddie I got Bluesky clout and it worked but now I don’t know if she likes me for me or my Bluesky clout
- I want to play Fortnite on Saturday but can’t! Will be looking into suing @sonyplaystation.bsky.social
- Got a 12 hour Twitter suspension, what up Bluesky, my old friend
- I’ve never seen someone try to pink wash China before, literally go on red note it’s gay as hell
- Soon if we’re lucky
- can they shut down twitter instead of tiktok
- Any plans for January 6th?
- Trudeau’s resignation marks the first time in 66 years that Fidel Castro’s family holds no top leadership positions
- If you’ve never had sex with a loser, you’re the loser people have had sex with
- shit on new years be like: Out: my ass In: the toilet
- Worst part about new years is winding the clocks back to the beginning of the year
- I didn’t abandon you Bluesky
- Question: how stupid do you have to be to date Elon musk? Answer: yes
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- Inceldom can just be boiled down to FOMO
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- This guy is scary!!
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- This guy has been messaging me non-stop for a couple days now with no response from me and he thinks I am Luigi Mangione
- The elves are getting bigger
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- I literally just thought this guy played video games and I click on his stream and he’s watching this for hours and hours and lowkey I kinda get it, like I get why he has fans
- Seeing someone struggling and not helping is top ten funniest things that can happen to you as a psychopath
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- If someone says they are pro-AI this is the kinda weird shit they are into
- gay body builders probably give pec jobs tbh
- There’s a double standard with repeating what you say. If you say it: fine, cool even. If I say, all of a sudden I’m repeating.
- All my roomates went home usually means porn on the big screen but I need to grind some more battle pass levels so I really can’t be doing all that rn 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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- Funny enough the actual tiny desk was made by a Carpenter
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- If I’m going to be naked for multiple days what’s the optimal tempature to be in
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- Who do these politicians work for?
- Why are you jerking off right now? Like this if you weren’t jerking off so I know who on here is well behaved
- I follow back porn bots because I mistake them for beautiful women
- Yup
- The wise pervert: you know, in all my years the one thing I’ve noticed about women… boobs.
- Hello to all the girl reading this in my phone
- ‘I’m not afraid’ by eminem sung into the mirror by me
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- I’m so flipping high on weed if your wondering how my night is going 😭😭
- Today is the last day for thanksgiving leftovers
- Good Morning!
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- Fake News > Real News
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- People have Luigi Fever I gotta start trying to make money of this
- I am texting with someone and said i need diet cock because of autocorrect. This is gonna be weird…
- They’re gonna hate me when I change my alt
- He looks like shit
