MY STOMACH: If you DO eat, I'll stop working properly
MY STOMACH: If you DON'T eat, I'll stop working properly
MY STOMACH: Fuck you
May 7, 2025 11:31The worse is when it gives you false hope.
Oh look, the thing I ate was fine... a few hours later 🤢🤮💩
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My stomach: I need food. I'll make noises until you feed me.
Me eating
My stomach: Not that. I don't want that. Now I'll make different noises.
Butt: Are we invited?
😂
Sounds like my belly. Kombucha and weed seems to help quite a bit. Doctors… not so much.
After years of giving up my favourite foods due that kind of random reaction. Turns out my digestion hates the tiny sweetener I have with a cup of tea first thing. Reaction is delayed 12hrs too 🙄 Not the massive curry, pepperoni pizza, fish and chips etc I gave up 😂😂😂 Stoopid feckin' stomach lol.
Oh, I wonder if that's affecting me too
Have you tried unplugging your self and plugging your self back in 😵💫
😂
redo with Colon
prebiotics
probiotics
nobiotics
regardless
I hate this. I get so sick sometimes I can’t eat but I have diabetes and low blood sugar is just as dangerous as high blood sugar. Thank heavens for Glucerna protein shakes on these days. They have a meal replacement one that makes life easier.
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A daily dance😢
Accurate
Tell me about it. I'm either starving or sick to my stomach all the damn time