Hi, welcome to the login screen, please log in. Oh, sorry, due to our dedication to your security you need to reset your password. No you can't use your last one or anything like it. 12 character minimum and we need special characters. Ok great. Gonna need a two factor code. Also a text. Fuck you
Don't write it down anywhere!
Don't reuse passwords!
Don't worry, our arcane password rules mean you'll never remember it
May 6, 2025 21:14I would simply use a Password Locker which... oh no, the lockers have all been hacked because of sloppy data retention. Sorry.
