Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
Mar 29, 2025 12:56„Love Hurts“ by Nazareth
You literally only need the first 3 seconds to feel the pain of this song in its entirety
The Beatles - Come Together.
"Try That in a Small Town” is by Jason Aldean. I will not listen to any of his songs ever again.
Every country song ever written.
Christmas Shoes by Newsong.
How does one belive in a god that's gonna kill momma tonight?
That stupid Barenaked Ladies song "One Week." I only need to hear the first two notes before it's "hulk smash" time.
That fucking lame reference to Bustah Rhymes' iconic appearance on "Scenario" drives me insane. Like, okay cool, you heard a rap song. Asshole.
Muskrat love may be the worst song ever.
That and the Chris Tomlin version of Amazing Grace
anything by Barenaked Ladies
Everybody Wang Chung tonight and Hey Soul Sister (Train) 🤮
‘bang the drum all day'
‘old time rock’n’roll'
’the boys are back in town’
’summer of ’69’
something about these insufferably catchy, mediocre rock songs, with dad-band nostalgia pre-written into them, sound like the smell of old dishwater, or the taste of warm pepsi in a dimly lit den to me.
blech.
also give me the howling fantods:
‘my sharona’
‘when i’m with you’
that one sublime hit
and pretty much anything by peter cetera
'I Will Always Love You', the Whitney Houston version.
No thanks to the neighbour in the Croydon flat next door, mid-90s, who'd play it LOUD all night long, every night, when he split up from his girlfriend. Prevented many a good night's sleep. Still sets my teeth on edge.
"Hey there Delila-"
I’ve completely forgotten the name and lyrics, but it’s a song I’ve heard a few times on an alt rock radio station. It’s literally the exact same lyrics and instrumental for the entire song. There’s no developments on those things, just the exact same shit for like 3-5 minutes
The Year of the Cat - Al Stewart
Sweet Child O Mine. Dreck.
The entire Rock Of Ages soundtrack. Just all of it.
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'Seasons in the Sun'
I hate to mention it, since everyone has obviously purged it from their memory, but the answer is “I’ve never been to me” by Charlene
4 non blondes - What's Goin' On
Walking in Memphis. Can’t kick the car radio off quick enough when it comes on.
Fucking hate Mr Brightside by the Killers and it cannot be escaped, even 20 years on
If it's got some fake hick wearing a cowboy hat I loath it!
Queen are generally dreadful, but I'm Going Slightly Mad is the absolute worst. A song trying to be quirky written by a terminally unfunny band. Written by people who would sit in a bath of baked beans for Comic Relief. Written by people who say "Welcome to the madhouse!" to new people at work.
Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root. It's awful.
Imagine. Easily Imagine.
“Piano Man”
Lounge act pisses on the lives of the people giving him tips. Insufferable
Swing low, sweet chariot
My least favorite song is the last song I’ve heard from the Red Hot Chili Peppers
‘the contents of lincoln’s pockets’ on rainer maria’s otherwise excellent album ‘a better version of me.’
TWO PAIRS OF SPECTACLES A LENS
push me into traffic please
as it happens that is the first three seconds of the song exactly. which is also how long it takes me to overcome my initial surge of overwhelming revulsion and frantically fumble for the skip button.
Having My Baby
Torn Between Two Lovers
That one by RHCP is pretty much the worst.
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