ceej
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- Daniel is absolutely right and also I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier
- honestly I think people must have used that follower bridge app and confused me for the much funnier @ceejoyner.bsky.social. I had like 200 followers on twitter. then the wife pack sealed the deal
- the thinking about it is the important part. the struggling is the point. give these kids a million blue book essays until they feel it
- “I asked ChatGPT to help me write this.” I know. I could tell. I can always tell
- Imagine if you had your own personal transporter, like from Star Trek. Or like what if the Holodeck was real? Or think of the sexy robot from Weird Science, we're gonna do that too. Actually better than that, cooler than all those things combined together. It's gonna be a Stargate too, probably
- MUSK, in Riyadh: "My prediction, actually, for humanoid robots is that ultimately they will be tens of billions. I think everyone will want to have their personal robot. You can think of it like, as though you had your own personal C-3POor R2-D2. But even better. @cnbc.com $TSLA
- amazing how the sole function of "AI" in this story was to give a CEO cover to replace a bunch of full-time employees with independent contractors
- our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
- getting the feeling a smaller account might be living in my house without me knowing. there’s just this persistent, low-grade polite chuckle I can hear just below the raucous laughter that usually echoes off my walls
- it’s incredibly difficult to understand why no studio boss has never, not even once, decided that a romcom might be improved by an Act II introduction of The Predator
- imagine if you were roommates with the world's funniest comedian, but every once in a while they told a secret kind of joke that, if laughed at, would transform them into a werewolf. that's parenthood
