Fuck yeah. I am ALL IN on this. ALL IN.
What are these alleged expenditures on DEI? I don’t follow that implication.
CASSIDY: How will the NIH successfully do more with less and compete with geopolitical rivals?
RFK Jr: The Chinese are not spending a lot of money on DEI, and we are cutting those studies
Welp, looks like MLB finally figured out the most cost-effective answer to “how can you have a permanent ban on Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe Jackson AND take all those millions from gambling apps?”
“Everybody relax, Donald Trump figured it out!”
Trump on healthcare: "Now, after studying the industry, it's a very complex industry, but I figured it out."
Who’s a seepy boy? Who’s ty-ty?
Trump is having a hard time keeping his eyes open in Saudi Arabia
That’s always been the Russian way, though. That’s the Russian character. That’s how the Trans Siberian Railroad got built, how the Nazis lost WWII. The Russians just throw bodies at you until you run out of bullets.
Oh my god. Could he have said “hey they’re all white with me” any clearer?
Q: There are many people who fit the criteria of fleeing persecution. Afghans for example. But they're being denied refugee status. So why such an exception for the Afrikaners?
TRUMP ADMIN OFFICIAL: One of the criteria is making sure they can be assimilated easily into our country
I mean, that’s a fair point: Donald Trump is a guy who’d take a bribe and then not honor it. If there was ever a guy who was unconcerned about honoring a commitment or afraid of possible consequences….
REPORTER: What do you say to people who view that luxury jet as a personal gift to you?
TRUMP: You're ABC fake news, right? Let me tell you -- you should be embarrassed asking that question. They're giving us a free jet ... when they give you a putt, you pick it up and you walk to the next hole
I keep watching for Roger Moore in a velour tracksuit doing something with a laser watch.
Trump: “Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls…They don’t need 250 pencils, they can have 5.”
Also Trump: accepts new Air Force One worth $400M from Qatari royal family.
Remember folks: the 747 that totally isn’t a $400 million bribe (and chock full of sophisticated spy gear) is, in its outrageous impropriety, exactly what you’re supposed to be staring at. This is, in other words, absolutely time to be looking behind you.
Look at that hideousness. He’s too ridiculous to make it as a James Bond villain.
Despite it being grotesquely illegal and unethical, from a practical standpoint, there’s no fucking way that plane isn’t CRAMMED with surveillance gear too sophisticated for us to pick up. What an amazingly stupid time to be alive.
Why is anybody expecting law to be even acknowledged, let alone followed? We are in a new era. I mean, it’s been ten years already. That whole “decency and fairness” ship has sailed. The USA is a mafia fiefdom now. Get used to it.
"No Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
- U.S. Constitution
Dude—EVERYBODY’S laughing at your Cybertruck. ALL the TIME.
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
I mean…pretty soon people are gonna start fighting back, right? Like, with guns? We get a Boston Massacre, and then Lexington and Concorde happen…
How We Got To Now vol. ii
I think about this comic at least once a week
Of course it is. It’s a perfect scam, the ultimate confidence trick, magic beans with no magic.
JESUS IT'S LIKE BUYING THE PRESIDENCY FROM THE RUSSIANS WASN'T EVEN WORTH IT
www.cnn.com/2025/05/09/p...
Trump floats raising taxes on the rich to pay for his sweeping tax and spending cuts package | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said he’s open to hiking taxes on wealthy Americans to help pay for Republicans’ sweeping tax and spending cuts package, but the idea remains hotly contested among GOP lawmakers...
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Gosh, and ol’ Kirk seemed like such a level-headed, rational fellow all this time…
“And his balls! Oh, his balls are delicious! Like butterscotch with slight overtones of cinnamon and honey. And so big!”
Lutnick: "I want to make this clear. This was the president's deal. People think, 'Oh, that's not the way it works.' I have the best dealmaker to my left. If you don't think that we take advantage of him calling the PM & getting that deal done, you don't understand who's president. He's the closer."
Well, now we know what Gorklon Rust’s next hat will say.
Huffman: "Why not go all the way? We know that's where this is all heading anyway, since everything is in service of one man's fragile ego. So why not rename the entire planet Planet Trump?"
Wow, another totally unforeseeable turn of events.
Wow, what a totally unforeseeable turn of events.
just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
“We don’t do a lot of business with Canada from our standpoint; they do a lot of business with us”? That’s like Melania telling herself in the mirror “I’m not married to him; he’s married to me”.
watch Carney's reaction as Trump claims America doesn't "do much business" with Canada
Because fuck it, right? Air quality is a libtard scam, I guess.
The Trump administration has temporarily suspended an air-quality monitoring program at national parks across the country, according to an internal email obtained by The Post and two people familiar with the matter who spoke on the condition of anonymity.
Park Service suspends air-quality monitoring at all national parks
The Trump administration has paused but not canceled contracts for the monitoring program, which collects data on harmful air pollutants at 63 national parks.
