Senior Writer at The Ringer 🦉 NYT bestselling author of Impossible Owls 🦉 occasional podcast host (22 Goals, Truthless) 🦉 whippet fancier
bookshop.org/p/books/impossible-…I wrote about the pope.

Our First American Pope
Perhaps no incident in recent world history has driven the internet to produce as much instant fan fiction
Someone tracked me down on Instagram to leave a mean comment about something I wrote, which made me feel bad!
Then I looked at their profile and saw that they were ~39 and wearing elf ears in every other selfie