Brian Altano
Executive Producer of Creative/Talent at IGN. Hosts videos. Writes scripts. Makes music. Plays video games. Cooks food. Collects toys. Eats pizza. Stays busy.
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- I hope it gets a port of GTA 5.
- Reposted by Brian Altano[Not loaded yet]
- Need to show you all this pepperoni & jalapeño pizza I made last night. 72 hour cold ferment dough. Crushed tomato sauce. Finished with parmigiano reggiano, olive oil, & hot honey. Baked at 550 in a kitchen oven on a Baking Steel for 5 minutes + 2 minutes under the broiler. Very happy with it 🍕
- Sonic the Stretchhog
- I'm all in on Nintendo Switch 2 and I'll be trying my best to get one ASAP, but I'm a little surprised at how light the first party game lineup is on day one. Mario Kart World is gonna be absolutely massive and fun but after that there's not a ton of NEW stuff to play at launch. Thoughts?
- One of the many reasons that @duckvalentine.bsky.social rules is that I’ll message her saying “Cow can eat steak in the new Mario Kart game” and she’ll spend an hour verifying details, tracking down footage, and contacting PR before publishing an article about it.
- It’s been a long week so you deserve a picture of a Nintendo Switch 2 being held next to a PS1 Wu-Tang controller.
- That’s fine! Buy local!! We’ll just make our OWN Nintendo Switch 2 right here in America, right guys? Right…??
- Mike’s book & audiobook are out today! It’s an incredibly funny and endearing personal journey through his craft and love for video games and I promise it’s good. Also he says several nice things about me in it (true) AND he gave me a $5 Nintendo eshop gift card to post this (untrue, but deserved)
- Seeing JD Vance act like a big brave alpha male tough guy is hilarious considering he couldn’t figure out how to order food at a DONUT SHOP which is like the most rock bottom bare minimum hunter gatherer thing a dad has to do for his family these days.
- I got to help exclusively reveal these "Klassic Mortal Kombat" action figures today and if I traveled back in time to tell middle school version of me that he'd be doing this some day, he'd probably say "dude holy shit!" and then he'd say "so... when exactly do I go bald?"
