- Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, judicial branch
- John Roberts described the rule of law as “endangered” and warned against “trashing the justices,” but "he didn’t point fingers directly at President Donald Trump or his allies for publicly excoriating judges who’ve ruled against aspects of Trump’s agenda." <insert man in hot dog bun gif> 🙄
- His hands are waving just like this:
- When did Roberts transition, because he damn sure doesn’t have balls.
