THE FAR SIDE DAILY
The Far Side, near at hand
Account by @cowtools.org
- Scotty in hell
- Each time the click beetle righted itself, Kyle would flip it over again—until something went dreadfully wrong.
- “Well, well … seems we’ve found what’s been causing that ringing sensation in your ear, Mr. Foley.”
- "Amazing! The mummified remains of a prehistoric cave-painter, still clutching his brush! ... Seems he made an enemy, though."
- His wish to be a real person granted, the Visible Man takes his first steps into the real world—not suspecting that most people, upon seeing him, would either faint or throw up.
- After years of harboring his secret desires, Ned finally hits on the senior librarian.
- Farmer Brown froze in his tracks; the cows stared wide-eyed back at him. Somewhere, off in the distance, a dog barked.
- Primitive waiting rooms
- Scientists, after releasing her deep in the Antarctic, attempt to unravel the migratory secrets of the homing cow.
- “And so please welcome one of this cartoon’s most esteemed scientist-like characters, Professor Boris Needleman, here to present his paper, ‘Beyond the Border: Analysis, Statistical Probability and Speculation of the Existence of Other Cartoons on The Known Comics Page.’”
