becca
she had a marvellous time ruining everything
- Kids’ party this afternoon at a trampoline place. Love to spend a gloriously sunny Saturday trapped in a windowless metal box on an industrial estate with twenty hollering six year olds
- There's usually an ambulance parked outside for added peace of mind.
- Watch out for my post later - “love to spend a gloriously sunny Saturday evening in A&E”
- Oh no
- Nobody warns you about this bit before you have kids
- Commenting “yay, the news is finally out!” on people’s announcement posts so everyone thinks I’m in the loop
- I was lied to #coldasfuck
- Banging pins though #everycloud
