Morrowind Guy
serial baker and fugitive from the gender police. 30-ish; whatever pronouns
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- no, but he is a kulak for buying into personal responsibility over systemic issues
- every fucking day I get a little closer to buying a handgun for the sole purpose of shooting every piece of technology I own for the crime of cavorting with demons
- what the fuck do you mean google's been training gemini on all my fucking apps and now I have to disable that setting on every single one individually? shut the fuck up forever.
- I do not support all nonbinary people. some of you bitches still support JKR.
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- noooooooooo 😭
- better call gordon ramsay for the way I leave my meat raw
- can't go hunting for mushrooms at all this spring...strong man cryin
- there's some really good insight and critique here, but as a lifelong oregonian, my takeaway is that if I ever encounter rukmini callimachi, it is on SIGHT
- Last week, the New York Times came to Oregon and described the forest as smelling like a pine tree air freshener sold at car washes. Today I talk about why this is a great metaphor for helicopter journalism and the ways national media loses trust. leahsottile.substack.com/p/59-extract...
- just kill him, queen
- for the record, she should have him served with divorce papers at the other woman's house
- and THEN she should kill him
- looking at my current wip and saying "I am the stupidest motherfucker alive" out loud to no one
- dried cranberries are really tasty for something that also kind of tastes like crayons
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- and they're delicious! but why do the have notes of crayola
- bug fan of a bouquet that can grow into itself, but that does mean it looks a little awkward in the meantime
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- I'm not fixing it
- I consider myself an amateur florist lmao
- said some shit that wasn't appropriate for the setting and now I'm gonna feel like a huge dumbass for the rest of time because I forgot where I was and who I was with 👍
- god it's so cool that samsung decided to make their UI look like an iphone ripoff. I feel so good about my decision to buy the type of phone that I did almost entirely because it isn't an iphone.
- "We've spent 15 years conditioning you to a specific UI layout with minor adjustments. For version 7 we have a new design strategy: fuck you."
- does anybody wanna take a jackhammer to my back
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- oh man, my sympathies. it's good and important training to have, but I can only imagine how brutal the process must be, getting exposed to all the things abused kids go through :(
- I finally got a decent night's sleep, which means I feel more human, but it also means I want to do other shit besides caring for my loved one
- A BITCH NEEDS TO DRAW
- pros: I have regained the ability to want cons: I yearn
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View full threadI will push you in front of a train if I get the opportunity
- anyway guess what I've been up to
- If you promise to help someone recover from surgery and then don't lift a finger, you are the scum of the earth and I hope you get hit by a car
- ⬅️ bearer of the curse (never adds enough salt)
- babe wake up my blocklist of joke understanders just updated bsky.app/profile/did:...
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View full threadthere are many lists for right-wing dweebs who need swirlies, but I find terminally online shitlibs to be an under-blocked demographic, and I think we can do better
- the people who do outreach to centrists are so fucking cool and have the patience of saints. I'm not one of those people. shut up, kulak, I'm postin' 'ere
- everyone say "thank you for your service, brother norm" bsky.app/profile/norm...
- if you find yourself wondering why I've only gone off of posts riffing on youth pastor bullshit thus far, the answer is that it's really effective bait for a certain type of brain poisoned individual, and they're almost all shitlibs, who I can't stand
- hypothetically. how would I make a raspberry pi that detects when people haven't washed their hands after using a toilet and loudly announces it for the whole household to hear
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- A shame that hero doesn't vibe with the boys...she and mont blanc have so much in common (sooooo sleepy comfy)
- my vibe killer tank top is probably inappropriate to wear to the hospital, no matter how funny I think it'd be
- I'm visiting someone who's healing well, to be clear.
- I think I'm going to make sugar cookies next and I'm going to use every one of my cookie cutters that I haven't gotten a chance to use before
- I feel myself losing the war. I think I'm going to return to ESO soon........
- I've lasted like four years, it's been a good run
- or somebody could buy me some ff14 time
- I'm glad that rideshare stuff is out there for people who need it, but man. I cannot imagine getting into a stranger's car. listening to the music they like. potentially being trapped in a conversation. I'd rather die.
- I'm developing train autism
- but only for streamliners
- they used to make helmets for steam engines. I'm going to become a retvrn guy for this specific thing
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- [sarah mclaughlin voice] for just pennies a day, you can help get a 15 year old's balls licked
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- you're an honorary big sister 😭😭😭😭😭
