Bob Heller
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world
shitskeets: tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
- I miss the simpler times when kids just wanted to find a dead body.
- Men named Tucker should not wear overalls.
- Reposted by Bob Hellerimagine a baby named larry you can’t it is impossible
- "The early bird gets the Flërg." -- IKEA shoppers
- Reposted by Bob HellerOn thee ramparts, I thought none watching, and so being a being of earth and sin, I chanced to put my penif into thee wind, fo the buffeting might excite it and me, but a sizeable Bird did fly beside it and, thinking it a worm, did tug and detach it, leaving me with no penif nor appetite for fowl
