Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Astronomer: It’s not truly a gap—rather, dust has obscured our view of that region, but if you would provide me with a very large infrared space telescope, I’ll see what I can do.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume.
Genealogist: That part was lost in a fire some years ago.
“It’s not empty. It’s filled with dark matter.” 😛
No no, you gotta say it like this:
Uhhh, idk why we can’t make up the sums it’s like… dark? But matter?
Only because it’s so far away.
(Did you set this up on purpose?!?)
Don't blame me because you see yourself as Dougal
May 13, 2025 02:53Don’t blame me if you see yourself as the cows
