Emissary Janus
小红书:blacktonystark
Ham radio, jazz piano, computers.
I block people who stan war criminal politicians without warning. Do better.
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- like this is so embarrassing. 270 updoots bc I said I didn’t watch this guy’s shitty show bc his hair and smug face turned me off. HE IS LITERALLY SELLING AN ORB THAT STOLE POOR CHILDREN’S BIOMETRIC DATA FOR CRYPTOCURRENCY what the fuck is wrong with you? what the fuck is wrong with you??
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- Also People Watching should have earned a Emmy or Grammy or whatever because it was phenomenal. Also Rom.Com was great and I still reference it all the time 😂
- oh hell yeah, always liked Stupid Sexy Soren and I think I own a book by Daniel O’Brien
- I miss Cracked After Hours. That really should have been its own thing separate from Cracked
- Maggie Mae Fish is my GOAT, Cody’s aight but his ad breaks get on my nerves, idk what Swaim is up to after he went independent and Robert Evans is becoming more radical every time his USAID checks bounce
- Swaim is doing a podcast on movies and shit, Soren and Daniel O Brien have a podcast (it’s good), been listening to Adam Tod Brown from the Cracked Pod -> Unpopular Opinion -> You Don’t Even Like This Show podcast for like 13 years lol
- no no I think the Haircut really does put me off. Fuck a bitch stuck in 2014 with his shit, he was really the most mid guy at Cracked anyway
- lol I met most of the Cracked crew thanks to Cody and never knew he worked for them
- Idk, tell us how you feel about the majority of your race voting for Trump while you fix your Neanderthal fingers to blame people of color for having the moral backbone most of you Yakubian apes lack?
- So my dad is finally retiring and has relented on his “I’m never flying 15 hours to visit you” position now that he will have fuck all to do but fish and garden.
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View full threadSurprised that poster hasn’t busted out the technical terms they like to use to delineate the different age ranges lmao
- “It’s not pedophilia it’s epheb…” *puts gun to their head* “See it’s not a gun to your head, it’s a tool, no need for concern, right?”
- 180m valid people to vote for and you deciding to announce 3 years before the next election you’re standing with the pro-genocide pro-prison slavery candidate, unprompted, is a choice.
- No, the radical position is “is this your check stub from working at ICE? Up against the wall.”