WORLDS BEST SHITPOSTER
2025 "Worst of BlueSky" Hall Of Shame Inductee.
- Reposted by WORLDS BEST SHITPOSTERkermit the frog is real. he is a real person who exists and has sinned.
- reserving a table at chilis on mothers day under the name Hugh G Rection... heh, friggin epic. gottem.
- I Passed A Bicycle Guy On The Way To Work. He Gave Me This Cheery Little Wave. It Turned To Screams Of Horror As I Flicked The Wheel Of My Cool Pickup Truck And Turned Him Into Human Spam. I Got Out And Did A Fortnite Dance On Him. Lmao. Epic #BikeSky #BicycleSky
- idk it would be a lot cooler if they had slot machines and hookers imo. just brainstorming dont get mad at me.
- i can turbo charge my colon at will. i have extensively studied eastern philosophy. by aggressively meditating i can increase the muscular activity of my digestive system. food shoots through so fast that it entirely bypasses the digestion process and comes out completely intact. infinite food hack.