BGinCHI
Shakes Prof, cyclist, grouch, fabulist, cat guy.
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- I am the Waltharius
- Two versions of the tuxedo.
- OLD: What is a woman? NEW: What are groceries?
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- That's objectively weird.
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- Co-sign
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- Good to see you back on this beat!!
- Midwest: Grosheries
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- Baseball's appalling free pass for gambler, tax cheat and alleged statutory rapist Pete Rose isn't just a win for Trump, who pushed for this It's the epitome of Trump's MAGA drive to liberate sexism, racism, and all kinds of gross bad-boy behavior My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/mlb-...
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- Early morning hipster?
- I can't really overstate how hard this rules that the dude is like WHY SHOULDN'T I ACCEPT THIS BEAUTIFUL PLANE and it's literally something they've had sitting on the curb for months
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- Country people with barns and outbuildings are all nodding.
- GROCERIES
- There it is.
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- Each seat equipped with a classic. After landing, no one gets up and the plane rests quietly at the gate while everyone finishes their novel.
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- T-shirt: Always Cool at The Morg
- That she has to fucking remind them of this.
- 🎶 I'm wearing second hand hats Second hand clothes That's why they call me Second hand AIRPLANE 🎶
- Forbes: The Qataris have been trying to get rid of that ostentatious luxury jet for five years, but no one would buy it. It costs too much to fly, costs more to maintain, and needs too big a landing strip. They had another one they unloaded on Turkey. Delicious. www.forbes.com/sites/jeremy...
- Should have gotten this via inter-library loan when I had a chance.
- Two British academics discovered that a "copy" of Magna Carta, held in Harvard Law School’s library for 80 years, is one of seven originals dating from 1300. Read more: nyti.ms/4dkc3ma
- Higher Ed administration needs to take a cold, hard look in the mirror.
- WTF/JFC
- In 1941, Hitler had documents transferred to Argentina to consolidate his ideology. On the cover was the 14-spoked gear logo of the German Labor Front which replaced unions when the leaders were sent to concentration camps. It’s also the DOGE logo. [NYT archive] web.archive.org/web/20250515...
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- Hey @duckworth.senate.gov, I'm your constituent. Care to explain?
- This: start seeing class.
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- Indeed. Imagining education as outside capitalism (or not captured by it) is a chore. And there's a lot of incentive to deny that imperative.
- The Grok "white genocide" thing today is another example of "AI" in practice just being a way to place a facade of "intelligence" and rationality over something you thought/wanted to do already. Basically just functioning as an extremely expensive software mirror.
- Magic 8 Ball, but with more hedrons on the polyhedron.
- Making up a need, convincing people of it, then selling them whatever is supposed to fill it, is, what, 90% of the history of American capitalism?
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- Fuuuuuuuuck the NYT.
- JFCCCCC
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- Start with All of Something. That record is 10/10.
- Ooooh, I like this. Reminds me of Remember Sports, a sadly underrated band with a terrible name (bands, don't do that). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembe...
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- Possible though that Dale's goggles are unplugged and he's constructed a tiny reenactment of the Tet Offensive assault on Da Nang inside.
- As a Leftover King, this is big news for me.
- 🧵 Best news I've had all day.
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- nothing spells faculty productivity like spending hours manually inputting pull-down-menu versions of information readily available on a CV into a proprietary Faculty Productivity™ software on which the university spent jillions
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- Fringe benefits & whatnot.
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- I don't know about you, but they could show me this video, then offer me the job, for minimum wage, and I'd still accept it.
- Cuz people pay taxes, you stupid fuck.
- As Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad al-Thani, the emir of Qatar, hosts President Trump in Doha on Wednesday, it will be the culmination of a successful charm offensive by the Gulf emirate that now appears likely to include the promise of a luxury jetliner to Trump — with no strings attached. nyti.ms/4jPHQhb
- "charm offensive" You are as corrupt as everyone in that photo.
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- I simply yell CLASS DISMISSED and run to the parking garage (easy to hide there).
- Killer Crab (2025, dir. Brian De Palma).
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- Rahm + Blago: How can we miss them if they won't go far, far, far away?
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- Rooting for e-coli is not something I often do.
- WTFFFFFF
- You can't even parody this shit it's so grotesque.
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- Of course the head of FIFA, corrupt as shit, is named "John LittleBaby."
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- The Louvre
- THIS
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- I thought Car Seat Contraception was a live B-52s record.
