I once worked with a guy who was booted from several projects and ultimately fired from our company for being completely worthless. He was, honestly, the dumbest professional colleague I've ever had. He got another contract gig at Starbucks but was fired within six months.
Jan 25, 2025 17:47He signed up to be a cop but failed their entrance exam, so he decided to work for border patrol instead! Now he's a cop on the peninsula.
Aside: this man once knowingly dropped off his partner's child at day care with a soiled diaper because he freaked out and couldn't manage it.