She doesn’t even look human anymore.

Not to distract on the grave possibility that Kristi Noem's cell phone could now be in the hands of God knows who, but every time I look at her she reminds me of Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. Kristi Cosplay Noem is not a serious person, and she is a national security risk.

How convenient that person, who looks Venezuelan, claims her passport and driver's license were stolen. Let her rot in a foreign gulag!

Another smokescreen stay focused. She's not the first or last to get her purse stolen. Oh well

“In addition to the cash, Noem’s bag also included her DHS personal identity verification card that provides access to secure agency buildings, as well as credit cards, blank checks, her passport, driver’s license and a set of keys, the sources familiar with the theft said.”

So she's in charge of *checks list of slime* US SECURITY? And there were Secret Service people there? No words, I've run out of wtf's.

“She was using the cash withdrawal to treat her family to dinner, activities and Easter gifts.” 3k for dinner and Easter gifts?! We're they Fabregé eggs?!