T.C. Aurelius
Failed academic, software developer, cat person, parent of children, maker of pizza, pro-library partisan, Guardians enthusiast, skeptic of your philosophical system
- Me, unaware I'm going to have to go on camera and introduce myself at the annual town hall, hadn't showered, fixed my hair, or changed out of the navy blue "RITOS" shirt I slept in.
- Almost everyone who seems like they have it together more than you do, just has more access to money and can smooth out their issues with it.
- We're always saying we want to make things better in Ohio. Well one of the ways you can do that is to give money to the people who need it.
- Last year, I shared a gofundme for one of our students that made it to nationals for the National History Day competition. This year, his younger brother is going. Our first junior high student to make it to Nationals! There is no funding for travel and registration. Please help! gofund.me/5d6ef6f5
- This is so funny because as an employee of a company with federal contracts, our annual anti-corruption training EXPLICITLY states that corruption or bribery do not require explicit quid pro quo, and merely receiving or giving valuable gifts is a corrupt act in and of itself.
- Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume Vorlon: Yes
- Putting away my clothes and my closet is a "the two genders" joke.
- I hate when the games are on ESPN. I want to hear commentary on the game, not old Yankees reminisce about how much it sucked playing at the Jake in the 90s.
- This guy I know from college works for the Israeli Tourism Ministry (he's an American) and is just constantly posting genocide-denial propaganda, and I'm just done with it. And I'm pointing it out every time on every network until he blocks me.
- Pandemic pancakes: Mother's Day edition
- Well that was not a great inning.
