Drug dealers don't take debit cards. At least, mine doesn't.

It took them that much time to come up with that obviously-not-true, pathetic excuse? They’re all so utterly clueless and incompetent.

…and there is no immediate call for a secret service investigation? There were immediate calls for secret service investigations after so many other secret service incidents..

Lol bullshit. Debit cards work EVERYWHERE

someone looking to score some drugs on the mall

Someone who wants to illegally use government funds on lavish personal expenses…and leave no trace. That’s who.

🤔

Someone is trying to show off, or someone is looking to spend money and not be tracked. Or someone living such an out-of-touch life, they still think it is 1996. Since Noem is a dyed-in-the-wool MAGA, I am betting the last one. But just as likely all three.

That doesn’t make sense.

Dinner activities and gifts can go on a credit card.

Maybe she has to have 2 jobs to makes ends meet? $3000 in $1 bills...

Liars who are doing something illegal that they do not want traced.

Maybe it was a pay off

Does she hate credit card points?

And blank checks? In case she ran out of cash? But zero mention of credit cards? Nothing to hide there huh? I call bullshit. Very confidently.

She's going to send those secret service agents to El Salvador now. Or, take them to a nearby ditch and shoot each one in the face.

For Easter? With your family? Weird.

What a yoke .... . .

She probably had a Matisse in there also.

And she's in charge of Homeland Security? What a joke. Wasn't her security detail paying attention? Morans.

They make debit cards specifically for these purchases. Large amounts of cash are for buying farm equipment, stuff like that.

These people are so out of touch that they they are unaware of how people pay for things in 2025.

She's been cosplaying a lot. Was it real cash or monopoly money?

It's not for restaurants and shopping. Cash is generally used for activities one doesn't want any record of. Drugs, affairs, gambling. Etcetera. JS. 🤷🏼

Convenient way to dispose of your cell phone that may or may not hold incriminating evidence. 🤫🤔

Maybe everyone should be on the lookout for a Secret Service agent with new shoes and really bad makeup.

Thats how you get the best black market extensions

Clearly she was just getting ready to set up an Easter egg hunt for the kids. What, you don't remember finding eggs with a $50 or $100 bill inside as a kid?

Money launderers.

Someone who's taking bribes.