Christian Schneider
Author, http://anti-knowledge.com, columnist @nationalreview.bsky.social
- Man, I just wish we were warned
- Sheiks on a Plane
- In 2001, Republicans lost their minds because the Clintons left the White House with $360,000 in gifts, including a $249 pantsuit for Hillary.
- Reposted by Christian SchneiderThe Free Press and other MAGA centrists are using the term "the woke right" to describe old-school racism, which they appear to believe didn't exist until the "excesses of wokeness" created a backlash. Seriously, this is what they believe.
- The Atlanta WNBA team’s broadcasts are sponsored by a local business called Free At Last Bail Bonds
- Reposted by Christian SchneiderAnd the Sun-Times got a photo of the new pope at a Sox Game (yes yes the 2005 World Series) — chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...
- It appears Minnesota’s baseball team is aptly named
- The CHEAPEST ticket to see Coldplay at Camp Randall Stadium in Madison, WI is $524. This is roughly $500 more than I would be willing to pay.
- Your reminder that the Smoking Popes are from Chicago and they are awesome www.youtube.com/watch?v=yThK...
- "Body of Christ"
- With Trump’s tariffs in effect, we are now making popes in America
- The fact that it took less than 30 minutes to deliver a new pope means it has to be Pizzaballa, right?
- This just in: The Catholic Church has traded the first pick in return for three future popes
- Either we have a new Pope or Snoop Dogg is visiting the Vatican today
- Reposted by Christian SchneiderIncreasing revenue doesn’t have to be as dull as slapping people with new taxes. In the spirit of Trump's immigration "gold card," let’s start leveraging the things the federal government controls for profit. | @anti-knowledge.com trib.al/aUzzHcD
- Me at @nationalreview.bsky.social today: In the spirit of Donald Trump's immigration "gold card," I have some perfectly common-sense ways to eliminate the budget deficit (gift link):
- Thing that sounds disgusting but is actually delicious: Oyster sauce
- Reposted by Christian SchneiderIt’s weird to live in a time when basic principles like cruelty is wrong, cheating is empty & the idea that curiosity, generosity, originality, the satisfaction of earned accomplishments & loving intimacy are the center of a good life feel like countercultural concepts
- Having AI write an essay for you seems like hiring a prostitute: All the mechanics are familiar, and the end result may be pleasing, but deep down you'll always know you didn't earn it.
- @usnews.com is hiring a “Sleep Editor,” which is exactly what it sounds like and may be the greatest job in journalism history:
- Today in Wisconsin news: A West Allis bar called the Drunk Uncle was forced to close because of a defamation suit against the owner, so it threw a "one last night" bash where everyone got free drinks. Predictably, there were injuries and arrests. www.jsonline.com/story/commun...
- It was never in doubt.
- This week I dipped into the Will's Band music podcast to discuss albums by Adwaith, Deep Sea Diver, and Teens in Trouble. Listen here: willsband.net/5-4-25-adwai...
- Under the radar, SNL has been very good for the past 9 episodes. The Mikey Madison episode was the only real dud in the bunch. And the Addicts Anonymous sketch last night was a Kenan masterclass. For him it's just effortless.
- Just spitballing here but what if Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are two fully grown adults who have entered into an agreement in which both of them are getting exactly what they want so nobody should care
- Ruth Buzzi was throwing flames until the very end
- Caitlin Clark is savage.
- I've only been paying casual attention to the news lately but why is everyone wondering whether 100 men could take Bill Belichick's girlfriend in a fight
- And the Bucks era ends with what might be the biggest choke job in NBA history.
- Reposted by Christian Schneider[Not loaded yet]
- Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes, but I should note I fell to the Cleveland Browns in the fifth round so this weekend has been a bit of a rollercoaster.
- Literally everything he touches dies
- If you hit TeSlaa too hard Pam Bondi will prosecute you
- Today's newsletter: You can't compartmentalize people like Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth, criticizing them when they're wrong and praising them when they're right. Some behavior is so bad it poisons the entire person. www.anti-knowledge.com/p/this-just-...
- If any NFL team needs a "great locker room guy" I am available
- Bigger upset over the past year: The youngs discovering Parker Posey or the youngs discovering Noah Wyle?
- “Vladimir STOP!” is so much funnier if you read it like PIPER, NOOOO!
- I am a free speech absolutist, but I propose a ban on the term "get off the schneid"
- “Christian” 😬
- There's only one choice for the next pope
- Reposted by Christian SchneiderLife comes at you pretty fast:
- I never thought I would see a flopper more elite than James Harden, but Jalen Brunson has taken the crown. Almost brings a tear to your eye.
- Have you noticed that on modern NBA telecasts they hardly ever say what college a player attended? It used to be part of the standard game chatter. No more.
- OK, maybe AI needs some work
- Madonna turning into a good singer for the Ray of Light album in 1998 is like Jason Kidd developing a jump shot at age 35
- In 2021, I took a trip to Tomah, Wisconsin, and asked some local residents what they thought of Afghan refugees being housed nearby. The citizens welcomed them with open arms. Now Trump wants to deport them.
- If you're a child of the 70s, there's something about George Benson's "Breezin'" that hits every spot. Automatic mood enhancer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxL...
- New from me: Elon Musk’s Gross Baby Farm Is a Billionaire Sex Cult With Better Branding
- There is no feeling as exhilarating as being lectured to by an imbecile
- “End of story.” This is what the people who understand due process are up against.
- Imagine explaining the story "Katy Perry Demands Apology from Wendy's For Ridiculing Her Space Flight" to yourself ten years ago
- If you realize your fly is open and zip it up in public, you look like a pervert even though you are trying to NO LONGER be a pervert
