Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor
Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com
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- rereading Moby Dick is taking forever, and not because it's a long book i'm just mortified at the thought of being 'that guy' reading Moby Dick in a bar
- just came across this so that's a big ol' "Go fuck yourself" to Yahoo News, then
- the same Kristi Noem who staged fascist propaganda photoshoots without the consent of her human prisoner props? get outta town
- HBO Now! That's What I Call Bullshit
- “There was HBO Go (2008), HBO Now (2015), HBO Max (2020), Max (2023) and now, once again, HBO Max (2025).” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/b...
- a movie about a yacht designer who engineers a fatal flaw a la the Death Star into each billionaire customer's ship, then proceeds to exploit said flaws www.architecturaldigest.com/story/jeff-b...
- truly not ready for this show to end tbh
- o captain, my captain
- it's made even more pathetic by the fact that the ad is constantly interrupting Andor, a show made by people who figured out how to to inject a purposefully dehumanized, Disney-fied IP with some of the most urgent appeals to humanity in recent pop culture memory
- it’s hard not to sound self-righteous here, so sorry in advance but Andor keeps getting interrupted by a Snapdragon ad about a dad who uses AI to come up with a dinner recipe and bedtime stories for his kids it’s one of the most cynical and anti-human schemes i’ve ever seen
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- Noncoders are using the Piss Machine to build sculptures made out of piss. They call it 'vibe pissing'
- and now to await the incoming deluge of lovely, supportive, completely sane emails... www.popsci.com/health/5g-co...
- Trump take plane
- New @motherjones.com: MAGA World Is Not Happy About Trump’s Gift From Qatar Republican members of Congress are among those who have said the president should not accept the $400 million plane. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
- reported to the ISB
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperortoday marks 40 years since Philadelphia police bombed the Black liberation group MOVE's home in West Philadelphia. 6 adults and 5 children burned to death. over 60 homes were destroyed from the resulting fire, and over 250 people left homeless. (resharing @kimkelly.bsky.social in @teenvogue.com)
- MUSK, in Riyadh: "My prediction, actually, for humanoid robots is that ultimately they will be tens of billions. I think everyone will want to have their personal robot. You can think of it like, as though you had your own personal C-3POor R2-D2. But even better. @cnbc.com $TSLA
- nightmare blunt rotation
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky EmperorMe, seductively, at the club: so uh, you might know me from being angry about the wording of news headlines
- that's one way to say it, i guess
- today in Real Life Onion Headlines qz.com/costco-limit...
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- 'Millions of Americans won't empathize with extrajudicial kidnappings and genocide. You know what WILL get them out in the streets? News that the dictator got a new private plane from Qatar!'
- me five minutes into any car ride in the passenger seat
- maybe they were talking about the show. in the Dark Carnivalgoer's defense, there's a lot of seasons at this point
- white South Africans "refugees" showing up in America today
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperorthat's too bad, it's one of the Coen bros' best
- don't threaten me with a good time
- gym coach-ass administration @josie.zone
- blanket 'thinking beyond your daily comfort is Woke' mindset
- genuine question: how much of MAGA international policy is influenced by the delusion that the rest of the world looks up to America/idolizes us? and they simply can't comprehend a world that thinks we absolutely suck and no one wants to sit with us at the lunch table unless they have to
- also available in Smoldering!
- new Serious Writer Person photo just dropped
- chat, is paying 30% more for stuff while China pays 10% more for stuff a 'fairer playing field' for the US?
- good mornNOPE nope. no sir. not today satan
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky EmperorWrote about Judge Sessions ordering Rumeysa Ozturk be freed, including the absolutely infuriating events that led up to this, the DOJ's weak defense of what they had done, and DHS's obnoxious response to all this... Oh and the absence of some high profile "free speech warriors" from all this.
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- evil cretin administration thinking: he said this so it'll go viral and muddy headline news about the courts demanding Öztürk's release / mayor's arrest / etc
- 'committed trespass' who the fuck are these people and why are they so fucking weird?
- love that the NY Times is burying the ruling on Rümeysa Öztürk. totally speaking truth to power in this pivotal moment in America's existential crisis. i am making a very obscene hand gesture while saying this by the way
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor**** Judge Sessions GRANTS BAIL/RELEASE to Rümeysa Öztürk: "The court finds that [Rümeysa Öztürk's] continued detention cannot stand."
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- imagine thinking you're fit for the neo-monarchist ruling class while still wearing these LensCrafter frames with your pre-distressed leather jacket. these people are just That One Asshole IT Guy with too much money
- lol. lmao.
- how the hell does Schoenbrun continue to come up with the absolute best titles?
- has anyone asked if the new pope has seen Sinners yet?
