alexis simpson
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
- has a runtime of 127 minutes and jesus spends 117 of them walking up to the boulder, shaking his head, and saying "i can't do it, man"
- personally i think it's terrible that the progressive congressional candidate is dating the fake newspaper guy. i believe politicians should only date people they met on hit 90s mtv show Singled Out
- do we think enough of the bad supreme court justices would fall for a cask of amontillado type scenario to make a difference
- still pissed leann rimes wasnt a rapper
- yeah i'm down with AI An Ice cream
- 30-50 pig brides could fix those feral hogs
- fuck ive been calling it HBO Min
- ok folks what do we think the best emoji is. "best" is of course extremely subjective and lends itself to good-natured arguing; that's how we like it to be i have strong positive feelings about 🙃
- they made Kidz Bop but for vfx
- That’s exactly the same shot 🤷🏻♂️
- there's a Venom one where it's the same shot, except shitty
