Alex Woodroe
Shirley Jackson Award-nominated EIC of @tenebrouspress.bsky.social. Dark specfic writer, Romanian folklore nerd, way too into concept albums, food, botany, and creepy movies. Optimistic nihilist.
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- I just made a risotto in which every single ingredient is a substitution except for one. And that one is not the rice 😬 If you wanna know what my approach to life is, generally.
- Hot deer in your area
- It's alive... ALLLLIIIVE!!!! #TheDeerIsMessedUP #horror #booksky Come check out @probablyharmless.bsky.social and my epic horror anthology—full of messed up deer! 🔥🦌 www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
- Would just like to point out that this came to us comped to Pathologic, the absolute best game that nobody sane has ever played, and that's only gonna make about three of you scream, but those three are about to go supersonic
- 🎉💀SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT💀🎉 We first worked w/ @endwellian.bsky.social on YOUR BODY IS NOT YOUR BODY & we're thrilled to bring you their haunting novel OLYOKE, a sprawling tale about the apocalyptic firestorm that awaits a Southern town that's equal parts Dollywood and Lynchian dreamscape, next spring!
- Good mindful practice: every time you see an influencer online speaking in your direction on any topic at all, immediately and loudly scream "NO. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. LEAVE ME ALONE." at your screen. Immediate mental health benefits, adds years to your life, upgrades your firmware
- looking up any sort of resistence training: "5 x 3 knuckleflorps at five sixths of an interval with twenty Lithuanian Kumquats followed by 8 x 8 malevolent kneepurls" like how about I pick this heavy thing over here up and take it over there, do I still have to bring a dictionary and a calculator
