Alice
When the limestone of imperative programming has worn away, the granite of functional programming will be revealed underneath -Simon Peyton Jones
https://welltypedwit.ch
- this is really funny if you know the context
- noone will ever beat ocaml programmers at rationalizing bad decisions made by a programming language
- writing about something that has only been possible since GHC 9.0 (december 2021) is great because there is an actual chance that edward kmett hasn't written a library for it already
- days since i swapped out an ocaml example for pseudo-haskell because ocaml's type variable syntax is so stupid that i would have had to spend at least two sentences explaining it: 0
- pandoc's haskell highlighting doesn't highlight `\`??