Ranch Devereaux
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
SF
- If you’re a gay man who has ever sucked or grabbed my tit, you owe me a Mother’s Day gift
- Wild and crazy Saturday night here - a real cat’s meow, if you will
- The number one song* from the year 2000 *in my mom’s ford escort station wagon
- The people who say “I don’t do drama” are the most dramatic, insane people you will ever meet. And not in a fun way.
- Do all of gen Z walk at a glacial pace, or is it just those in SF because jfc
- Cake is best kept in the kitchen
- Every May I try to figure out which pride party is going to be the most popular among straight people and then avoid that one at all costs 🥰
