Joe Spaceman
A TRIPLE THREAT!
💖 Brains
💖 Brawn
💖 Bulge
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🏙️ Chicago, IL 🏙️
- Holding my new Lego like straight men hold fish on Hinge.
- Swing low, sweet chariot? onlyfans.com/sixfootfiveguy
- This mirror grants +2 Charisma
- And that’s that.
- Good news they only sent two chopsticks!
- The hottest trait in a man is being able to keep up and quip back (for me)
- This Chicago fog today is wild. Today vs Normally
- My hump day treat is sushi (and your butts)
- Each pouch is 3.4 ounces. Each pouch has two uses. How are you cleaning out with 1.7 ounces of isotonic liquid with licorice? That’s like one shot.
- Hunting for my first ex-husband.
- I wonder a lot about where the people from rehab are.
- Not Max going back to HBO Max again.
- Who keeps leaving everything open? (It’s me)
- Stop training calves!
- I take your ass print And raise you an ass and bulge print:
- I have this irrational fear that when I take the trash out early in the morning that I’m going to find a dead body in the dumpster and I blame CSI.
- Worst part of being gym? Admitting that you’ve over done something (my right elbow) and taking days off.
- There’s only one moose knuckle in this clip!
- Timing your lunch to be done cooking as your therapy ends so I have something to eat while I cry. 10/10
- Straight men really do love stopping to compliment my musckles. 🥺
- My arm fat is fighting for space with my chest fat. Who will win?
- Showing up for the haters.
- WITH A MAN?!
