Simon Pegg
Same name, not *that* one though. 48, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
- It's a little known fact that the Catholic Church have a monk-like figure who is responsible for letting the world know when a new Pope has been elected during Conclave. Hence the old saying that there's 'no smoke without Friar'.
- Reposted by Simon PeggConclave It’s a conclave With a rich and varied history Once ruled by the Borgias What goes on inside’s a mystery
- Reposted by Simon PeggIn these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258
- When Extreme Sports stars retire, they are eligible for over 50s life insurance, and get a free Parkour pen just for enquiring.
- The use black and white smoke at Conclave is a centuries-old tradition of gender-revealing the new Pope in days before everyone had colour televisions.
- Just took 93yr old Cardinal to vote at Conclave, he's registered blind. In a very loud voice he said, "Which box for Pizzaballa?" A cheer went up from those waiting by the chimney.
- Note to all the Cardinals: Use pens.
- Once they've chosen a new Pope, they drop a Super Hornet Fighter into the Red Sea.
- Reposted by Simon PeggThe default expression of a head of government having a meeting at the White House.
- Wonder if they've banned vaping at the Vatican?
