Saul T
[waking up and grabbing phone] time for more brain poison
- Piotr for no apparent reason after crafting a beautiful ludonarrative story
- King Philip IV after realizing he's like 30 tons of silver in debt to the Templars
- Do you think Halloween town also had anti-air guns or was Christmas town just really militarized
- Bullshit that Bluesky still can't figure out how to work a gif so I have to mp4 all my favorite gifs
- Quoting with an animal that's you
- Nintendo Content Controllers believe they hear me say "crap" in my private group game, which falls outside the approved Family Friendly vocab list so they trigger my $600 Switch's internal drill to punch a hole in its battery and destroy my console in a fiery explosion before I can let go in time
- Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-res...
- Hahahahahaha have look at my government, man, our international trade is FUCKED
- butterfingers
- Breaking: Another F/A-18 fighter jet from the Truman aircraft carrier has been lost in the Red Sea, the second jet lost from the carrier in just over a week, per 4 people familiar w/the incident. 2 aviators ejected and were recovered by helo with minor injuries. www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/p...
- Al Capone
- Important context: you also can't interact with these posts in any way unless you join the subreddit
- There're better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know.
- THE MORE I TRY THE LESS I'M FREE THE MORE I FAIL THE MORE I HATE ME
- My "this series will not include the nazi idealogy espoused by the author" assurances have audiences asking a lot of questions already answered by my assurance.
- Hi, I'm a stranger with a default pfp. Would you like to hear the dumbest fucking take you've ever heard?
- Five Guys is right there
- Getting back into #trenchcrusade after finding physical tables for it
- A company was able to bribe the federal AND state governments into committing massacres on their behalf, The New York Times immediately began baying for even more slaughter of civilians, no soldiers were charged for the massacres, and nothing improved at the end of things. Nothing ever changes.
- #tdih 1914: National Guard fired on Colorado tent colony of striking miners. Howard Zinn learned of the Ludlow story from Woody Guthrie ballad, not his history classes, leading Zinn to write and teach people's history. #TeachTruth Short film and more ⬇️ www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/lu...
- Skink :)
- 10 video games to get to know me: - Warhammer 40k: Darktide - Dark Souls 3 - Vampire Survivors - Darkest Dungeon - Slay the Spire - Cobalt Core - Dying Light - Dead Space - DOOM (2016) - Fractured Space
- Jaboukie has a chance to do some more really funny things
