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- ♑️Capricorn: Embracing your new fetish for industrial machinery, you ritualistically marry a possessed water pump, vowing to share orifices. 🚧 #horoscope #capricorn #today
- ♐️Sagittarius: Your soul is trapped in a malfunctioning escalator, forced to repeatedly witness your own birth and fail to change diapers. 🛗️ #horoscope #sagittarius #today
- ♏️Scorpio: Officially anointed the Supreme Lord of Anal Beads, but unfortunately, your domain is only your tiny bedroom. 👑 #horoscope #scorpio #today
- ♎️Libra: Life hands you a box of human hearts; unfortunately, all compatibility algorithms are currently malfunctioning. ❤️ #horoscope #libra #today
- ♍️Virgo: Your shopping addiction is matched only by your U.F.O. sightings as you franticly try to prove your sanity. 🛬💸 #horoscope #virgo #today
- ♌️Leo: Horoscope-obeying aliens abduct you to be the sole human passenger on an interstellar joyride full of freshman orgies. 🚀 #horoscope #leo #today
- ♋️Cancer: Uncontrollable diarrhea flooding your house while your lunatic boss berates you for constant tardiness. 💩🕒️ #horoscope #cancer #today
- ♊️Gemini: Your social media accounts turn sentient, corrupting friends and family into worshiping cult virgins. 👾 #horoscope #gemini #today
- ♉️Taurus: Your unwanted bellies of weird musical talent burst forth, demanding world tours and groupies at gunpoint. 🎸 #horoscope #taurus #today
- ♈️Aries: Prepare to boldly fornicate into the incomprehensible void as Cupid gangs up with your colon to steamroll your self-respect. 🔥 #horoscope #aries #today